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Mr. Phucked
Posted: Friday, May 23, 2008 5:06:32 PM

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Why would any man cut off their own balls?
Shame on you

BME Pain Olympics (Hatchet vs Genitals) Video

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Posted: Friday, May 23, 2008 5:06:32 PM
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Posted: Friday, May 23, 2008 11:41:32 PM
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Hmmm.... i can't see the reason for anyone to suddenly standing up... going to the toolshed and grab a hatchet...
''hmmm what should i use this hatchet for ?''
'' AHA.... I'll smack it into my balls to see what they look like on the inside !!!''

Is this a likely scenario.. i think not.
Only option left is that is properly phucked up on drugs... and suffer from some strong psychological illness.
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Posted: Saturday, May 24, 2008 7:18:03 PM
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yeah i agree that was stupid/terrorizing/sick.
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Posted: Saturday, June 21, 2008 8:54:52 PM
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holy god, that actually made me sick.
dam, you've got 2 be:
A: mentally retarded
B: 1 messed up emo
C: transexual

but all i know is that you're a nut-job and you've got some huge balls to do that
or should i say: you had huge balls xD

but i wouldn't cut any of my equipment, not even for the gold.
Tom
Posted: Saturday, June 21, 2008 8:59:04 PM
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Okay the only way a penis can become rigid is when the Corpus Cavernosum (A chambered section of the penis filled with capillaries) fills with Blood. If this person was alive, There would be no way for him to live after doing something like that. He would totally bleed to death. Besides since I don't know the elapsed time of the video shots ( which are obviously not shot in order), let's pretend he did the chopping immediately after tying his junk up. There would be no way his nerve endings would be deprived of blood long enough for him not to feel any of that. If he was drugged, it would have to be to an extent that he wouldn't be able to feel anything and therefore either not be able to recognize any movements made by himself. I mean the penis is an extremely sensitive area. There is also no way that there could be that small amount of blood resulting from the "operation"... Even though He tied off his stuff, there would still be the blood that didn't get a chance to run back out of the penis along with the smaller capillaries that would still be receiving blood. I believe that this mutulation was done to a dead man. There is no other pheasible explanation
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Posted: Sunday, June 22, 2008 9:53:38 AM
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dude.
i totallyy laughed my dick off.
hahahah.

the best part is i dont have a dick.
which is probably why i thought it was so funny.


but i do agree with kitsune...i mean come on the due had a hard on while he was holding a knife to his shit...im pretty sure even if you enjoy pain you wouldnt be THAT excited about getting rid of your dick yo...totally a dead dude. rigimortis. ya heard?


but still...


hahahahahaha....
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Posted: Sunday, June 22, 2008 5:28:59 PM
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OMFG WTF i got chills down my spine to my fuckin balls!!
and now my balls fuckin hurt!!!

but even if it was fakethat shit looked real to me ok
and now i must go and figure out how to get this
ticklish hurting sensation off of my crotch.
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Balls anyone?

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Posted: Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:58:27 PM
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there is no way that real... there wasnt enough blood....impossible Not talking
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Posted: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 5:08:11 PM
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What is our society coming to as we get more desensitized to these types of images. After thinking 2 girls 1 cup was bad, thats nothing compared to this. Whats next, someone having Sex with a half decomposed body with bugs and worms eating it?
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Posted: Sunday, September 14, 2008 4:40:53 PM
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Lol Dude, you won't cut ur own penis if u r mentally retarded. I have a brother with a mental retardation and he don't cuts his penis so often. I don't know what to say about this clip. Or it is fake, or the guys are sociological psychopaths, or they are one of those guys that would do ANYTHING, but i do mean it in the full meaning of the word ANYTHING, to be on the internet and to be "famous". Those guys are GG! Crazy bitches...
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Posted: Monday, September 15, 2008 1:08:55 PM
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New Balls Please.

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Posted: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 9:33:46 PM
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that was unbelieveably sick
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Posted: Wednesday, October 22, 2008 4:03:06 PM
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On wikipedia.com if you look up pain olympics it mentions that there are other versions of this video with a disclaimer at the end that says this video is fake.
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Posted: Friday, October 24, 2008 8:56:53 AM
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Here's what Wikipedia had to say about it. Apparently, the Pain Olympics is a ligit event, but does not involve mutilation, especially to the extent of the video. To read closer, the link is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_Olympics .



BME Pain Olympics: Final Round
There is a hoax Internet viral video entitled BME Pain Olympics: Final Round that has nothing to do with the actual Pain Olympics. It has been viewed by a large number of Web surfers and has been the subject of reaction videos on sites including YouTube. In the video, two men are seen performing self-genital mutilation. The original video, hosted on BMEzine, displays a message at the end confirming it is fake, however most of the other versions of the video on other websites do not have that message at the end. After a recent schism between the owners, BME no longer provides many of the April Fools' Day Publishers Ring articles, including the one announcing this video as a prank.[6] Since the article is no longer hosted, neither is the video which, while very graphic and contains some real content, is not 100% authentic. Other April Fools' Day articles in the past have included identical twins swapping body parts and a couple biting each other's fingers off as a sign of commitment.[7]

The video of the two "competitors" seems to be taken from actual footage of EREBLI[8] and Kokomi.3k but have been doctored to make them look more intense than they actually are.

The song "Livin' Like a Zombie" by Mortification is played in the video.

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Posted: Saturday, December 20, 2008 9:54:11 PM
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K well too that fucking video of the throwing the dog off the cliff, I honestly do not know what to say. A poor innocent dog and you just had to do that, because it was "sick?". You could have just left the poor thing alone you sick fucks, like seriously when I watched that video, I cried my eyes out and I had night mares from it. People who hurt, torture and abuse and test against animals deserve to die. You morons are a bunch of fucking low life's. I swear to god too if I ever find out where you fucking live I will come to your house and shove a fucking stick down your throat, actually words can't even explain all the sick fucking things I would do to someone like you fucking idiots. Grow the fuck up and get some god damn fucking respect. How would you like it if someone came to your house and did that to your dog because it was sick? Hm I think you would feel horrible. And the thing is yes it would have been better just to shoot the dog or just leave it be. But you had to take advantage of the opportunity and throw it off of a cliff, and while you did it you video taped it and you and your little idiotic friends laughed about it. And decided to show it to everyone. I seriously hope you get shot for this you fucking prick.
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Posted: Friday, December 26, 2008 4:20:25 PM
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Ortega wrote:

Here's what Wikipedia had to say about it. Apparently, the Pain Olympics is a ligit event, but does not involve mutilation, especially to the extent of the video. To read closer, the link is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_Olympics .



BME Pain Olympics: Final Round
There is a hoax Internet viral video entitled BME Pain Olympics: Final Round that has nothing to do with the actual Pain Olympics. It has been viewed by a large number of Web surfers and has been the subject of reaction videos on sites including YouTube. In the video, two men are seen performing self-genital mutilation. The original video, hosted on BMEzine, displays a message at the end confirming it is fake, however most of the other versions of the video on other websites do not have that message at the end. After a recent schism between the owners, BME no longer provides many of the April Fools' Day Publishers Ring articles, including the one announcing this video as a prank.[6] Since the article is no longer hosted, neither is the video which, while very graphic and contains some real content, is not 100% authentic. Other April Fools' Day articles in the past have included identical twins swapping body parts and a couple biting each other's fingers off as a sign of commitment.[7]

The video of the two "competitors" seems to be taken from actual footage of EREBLI[8] and Kokomi.3k but have been doctored to make them look more intense than they actually are.

The song "Livin' Like a Zombie" by Mortification is played in the video.

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