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buttnutt wrote:dear mr. phucked, i've read some of your stories and was wondering if you're into milfs? my cousin told me once the best place to pick up milfs is at the supermarket  and the easiest way would be to talk about kinds of meat and veggies...  how do YOU do it? Best place is to go where MILFS go. Yes they visit the stores, but they are typically married. You want the fresh from a divorce type of MILF. For these visit restaurant type bars. They will sit at the bar with a glass of wine and have some dinner. They will probably even pick up on you! Not sure your location but try places like The Macaroni Grill etc. Good luck and tell us how you do!
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Mr. Phucked wrote:buttnutt wrote:dear mr. phucked, i've read some of your stories and was wondering if you're into milfs? my cousin told me once the best place to pick up milfs is at the supermarket and the easiest way would be to talk about kinds of meat and veggies... how do YOU do it? Best place is to go where MILFS go. Yes they visit the stores, but they are typically married. You want the fresh from a divorce type of MILF. For these visit restaurant type bars. They will sit at the bar with a glass of wine and have some dinner. They will probably even pick up on you! Not sure your location but try places like The Macaroni Grill etc. Good luck and tell us how you do! ahahaha...fresh from divorce..as in..single moms are the horniest? xD my location is toronto/canada...but currently im down in mobile/alabama.. i doubt ill try it out..its just more of the number one fantasy of having a mentor teaching you but thanks anyway
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Mr. Phucked wrote:Annik wrote:May I PLEASE have my Depeche Mode CD back? You've had it since May! If you really want it, I can mail it to you! Or come on over! I wanna come over so I can see your house and swim in your pool!
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Annik wrote:Mr. Phucked wrote:Annik wrote:May I PLEASE have my Depeche Mode CD back? You've had it since May! If you really want it, I can mail it to you! Or come on over! I wanna come over so I can see your house and swim in your pool! Come on over!
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Mr. Phucked wrote:Annik wrote:Mr. Phucked wrote:Annik wrote:May I PLEASE have my Depeche Mode CD back? You've had it since May! If you really want it, I can mail it to you! Or come on over! I wanna come over so I can see your house and swim in your pool! Come on over! Text me your address.
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Have you banged any of the applicants yet?
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Regretful Morning wrote:Have you banged any of the applicants yet? Now that would be telling... But I don't have the name "Mr. Phucked" for nothing 
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k so i kinda banged this girl without a condom today..which usually never happens -.-
and i infused my second shot into her..and now im really stressed if i should get the morning after pill for her or not?
knowing myself it shouldnt be a high chance since my sperm is probably really bad...i drink, smoke, drugs and i have a really bad food plan with nearly no vitamin c...
its just the fact that theres this little chance..
how high is the chance really?
and is abortion the only way to go if i wait it out and see if her period comes?
this is phucking my brainz out -.-
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buttnutt wrote:k so i kinda banged this girl without a condom today..which usually never happens -.-
and i infused my second shot into her..and now im really stressed if i should get the morning after pill for her or not?
knowing myself it shouldnt be a high chance since my sperm is probably really bad...i drink, smoke, drugs and i have a really bad food plan with nearly no vitamin c...
its just the fact that theres this little chance..
how high is the chance really?
and is abortion the only way to go if i wait it out and see if her period comes?
this is phucking my brainz out -.-
Get her the morning after pill ASAP!! All she has to do is call her doctor, get an emergency prescription and you both head over to the drug store. DO NOT leave this to chance, otherwise you could be left paying for a kid for the next 18 years! Abortion is only an option if she wants to get one, woman can be crazy about that with hormones etc. DO NOT take the chance that her period comes, get the pill. Next time, use a rubber!
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Have you watched the 2guy1hole.com video mr. phucked? impressions?
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2guys1hole.com sorry
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I need taken off the site. I'm sure this is ridiculously difficult and frusterating considering you urged me to use an alias and I denied, however, I am now in the middle of a messy divorce and I need this gone.
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Guest wrote:I need taken off the site. I'm sure this is ridiculously difficult and frusterating considering you urged me to use an alias and I denied, however, I am now in the middle of a messy divorce and I need this gone. You're married??? ...and you want all your posts removed...?
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Yes, and
Preferably.
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Guest wrote:Yes, and
Preferably. wtf .... now thats a spin you'd expect on a soap ..... so since your married and now breaking up and stuff ... to who
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Guest wrote:I need taken off the site. I'm sure this is ridiculously difficult and frusterating considering you urged me to use an alias and I denied, however, I am now in the middle of a messy divorce and I need this gone. Wow that is so many different levels of deep.. I take it your husband came across your posts?
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Guest wrote:Yes, and
Preferably. WOW, Mr. Phucked is really shocked and it takes a lot to shock me! As far as deleting your posts, I would need to delete yours and everyone's answer and questions that link to yours. How about you just block the site from his computer instead...?
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His computer is with him, in california, where he lives.
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Guest wrote:His computer is with him, in california, where he lives. So I take it you are separated? If so, then (out of curiousity) how can he include any of this in your divorce?
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Guest wrote:Guest wrote:His computer is with him, in california, where he lives. So I take it you are separated? If so, then (out of curiousity) how can he include any of this in your divorce? That was me..
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