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When Threesomes Go Wrong, Part I Options
November
Posted: Sunday, June 08, 2008 8:33:09 PM

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Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
gosh our threesomes are better than that. haha.

at least we all get to play.

our fivesomes are better though.

hang.
asap.


I enjoyed that ' threesome ' cuz i got with her, and of course my chill scene boy had no hard feelings after, so when skinny bitch fell asleep, i got down with scene boy twice.

I watched the tape of our fivesome again last night, I really need to edit that shit and post it on spankwire or something. Our fivesomes are bomb, but now that Scene boy is gone we'll have to find a new half. It was always, you me and him, + some. haha.



yes and make copies. haha.
yes another.
&& since shawny is gone.
=[.
so find another hottie to add to our lil group. lol.


haha.
i miss being there with you guys!
we had some phucked up times together!
someday i'll be able to bring myself around on my own time, so we can all get together again.
Find another hottie? lol
like who else is there but me, right? =] lol

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Lifes a BITCH until we die
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Nikita
Posted: Sunday, June 08, 2008 9:08:16 PM

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I'm excited to write the other threesome mishap we had. I hated it at the time, but now it's just funny. I got phased out just like Scene boy did in this story.

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November
Posted: Sunday, June 08, 2008 10:12:18 PM

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Nikita wrote:
I'm excited to write the other threesome mishap we had. I hated it at the time, but now it's just funny. I got phased out just like Scene boy did in this story.


haha.
ok well i can't wait to hear it.
lol

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Nikita
Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 11:20:30 PM

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November wrote:
Nikita wrote:
I'm excited to write the other threesome mishap we had. I hated it at the time, but now it's just funny. I got phased out just like Scene boy did in this story.


haha.
ok well i can't wait to hear it.
lol


Submitted to be posted soon, Working on my next threesome mishap, from the other night.

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The Saddistic Strategist, Number IV
Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 11:51:03 PM

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You? Limits? Never knew you had them in you.

A for the massachists and the saddistic bastards out there, they barely intrest me. Though the mentions of an accidental assault curl a smile every now and again.

Rated a six out of ten
Nikita
Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 11:54:07 PM

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The Saddistic Strategist, Number IV wrote:
You? Limits? Never knew you had them in you.

A for the massachists and the saddistic bastards out there, they barely intrest me. Though the mentions of an accidental assault curl a smile every now and again.

Rated a six out of ten


For my column? Meh. Fuck you.. :P

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The Saddistic Strategist, Number IV
Posted: Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:03:32 AM

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Hah! And who says you cant have a sense of humor~
Nikita
Posted: Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:06:51 AM

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The Saddistic Strategist, Number IV wrote:
Hah! And who says you cant have a sense of humor~


When I rule the world, I'll say that. :|

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The Saddistic Strategist, Number IV
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:33:07 PM

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When you rule the world, I will punish the infidels who do not submit to you. That way you neednt dirty your hands on something so inferior. And beside, I like inflicting pain and humiliation on others~
Nikita
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2008 11:10:03 PM

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The Saddistic Strategist, Number IV wrote:
When you rule the world, I will punish the infidels who do not submit to you. That way you neednt dirty your hands on something so inferior. And beside, I like inflicting pain and humiliation on others~


Like I've said before, If I ever wanted to get married, I'd totally marry you. You rock.

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Mr. Phucked
Posted: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:52:21 PM

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Testing, please don't mind me....

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Posted: Thursday, September 25, 2008 9:28:16 PM

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For some reason, this post disappeared.
Well now it's back!

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Posted: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 4:36:52 AM
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LordDamien666
Posted: Saturday, November 01, 2008 7:25:12 AM

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Nikita wrote:
We were taking a break 3 months into our relationship. Scene boy and I.
I was interested in a mutual friend of ours, and since we were apart at the moment, walked down to his house and spent the morning with The Goth Kid. 2 second sex with a 2 in dick really let me down and totally squashed any interest I had in him.

We still had a day trip to vegas planned. We hopped in his piece of shit truck, that I thought was endearing when I was imagining him hung like a race horse. He informed me that a girl would be coming with us, and since I still had this stupid idea in my head that I might be able to get over his complete lack of endowment, I was jealous. I sat in the middle between them and pouted all day.
I dubbed her, Skinny Bitch.
Goth kid's brain was probably the same size as his dick, because he thought it'd be a great idea to let her and I spend the day at the mall together while he ran errands. The first hour was awkward and filled with half assed sarcastic comments from me to her about clothes or items we searched through in the stores. Eventually we were laughing and joking about my current fling with Scene Boy, both of our disinterest in Goth Kid, and the pathetic attempts of some vegas losers at picking us up.
Did they really think lines like, " You look lonely. " and " My friend thinks you're pretty. " would work?
We stumbily admitted both of our bisexualities. Interests and tastes in women. Ranging dangerously close to a definition of each other. We spent the rest of the time flirting and talking smack on men.

That night by the time Goth kid dropped us off he could see he wasn't getting any from either of us, and left us to each other. Scene boy showed up at my place and the night was looking promising for me.
I had gotten some kisses from Skinny Less Than Bitchy now and was making out with Scene Boy left and right.
Finally making a new music playlist on my computer and laying on my bed, I had them both there and the beginnings of a threesome was evident. I stripped her naked first, more interested in a well built female than a boy I've seen before. Scene boy tried to inject himself into the situation multiple times and each time skinny less than bitch would phase him out. Finally with a deep sigh she whispered in my ear, " He can touch you, but if this goes any farther, I don't want him to touch me. " I smirked at it wondering what was wrong.
My Scene Boy was rather pretty, why would she turn him down? " Are you sure, he's really good with his mou..." she cut me off, " You're enough for me. "
That sure got me going and within 5 minutes we were down to it and he was off the bed, angstily surfing the net with his back to us.
My advice to you, is that next time you get into a threesome, make sure everyones gets to play.



Wow, that would so suck for him, LOL

the ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise
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