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Why are eHarmony girls ugly?
phuckenprick
#1 Posted : Tuesday, May 31, 2011 11:06:35 PM(UTC)
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Found this on the regular thatsphucked site.
From my experience with online dating, its true!

OK, I will admit it. I do some online dating. Why do I do it you might ask?
Is it because I'm a sad loser?
I have no game?
Hookers cost too much?

I figure the more sources the better!

Herein lies the problem. With increased sources of new dates comes increased risk.
What's the risk? Ugly women!

How ugly are these women online?
Most would not look out of place on a farm with a machine attached to their nipples sucking milk out of them.

I wish I could attach some pictures because many of them are truly hideous. I'm sure they have good personalities, but who really cares!
Here are some examples of the kinds of girls I have been matched with:

  • Fat girl eating a burger
  • Girl so fat you cannot see her eyes
  • Girl extracted from Area 51
  • Ultimate nerd girl
  • Road kill girl
  • Girl with eyes that point in different directions.
  • Prison tat girl
  • Prison mug shot girl

eHarmony will send you matches that the system thinks are a good match. I would say out of 20 that it sends me; maybe 1 or 2 do not produce barf in my throat.
But I will say this for them. The 5% that I sometimes meet have been very nice people.
I just wish they would do something to solve the farm animal syndrome.
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#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2011 7:56:48 AM(UTC)
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Well.. from what it sounds like you have chemistry with big fat chicks :)

Yoshi
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#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 08, 2011 2:03:48 AM(UTC)
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drink some absence, take some E, then they'll look sexy lol.
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#4 Posted : Saturday, June 11, 2011 11:41:50 PM(UTC)
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A lot of those girls that actually look for relationships there are ugly, but a few are kinda pretty. I remember I was on Wireclub one time, a sheetton of fakescene chicks (like using fake pictures)otherwise most of the other chicks were either butterface or just fat. And most of the guys were either fat as hell, or just pain ugly. I guess it's a mutual thing when online dating.
The Game.
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#5 Posted : Monday, June 13, 2011 2:37:18 AM(UTC)
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The reason is cause if they weren't ugly they wouldn't be on the sites in the first place.

These are the reasons people go on the sites-

Girls:
-They're ugly and have trouble finding guys throughout the day. They want to be in a relationship but because somewhere along the line their genetics just said "fuck it" and gave them the monstrous bodies and faces that they have, guys never give them a chance or bother asking them out. So they turn to sites where they know other people are looking for relationships. It's the way the world turns. Ugly chicks can't get dick. That's fine. Everyone's cool with that.The problem here is even in the online world, guys still don't like ugly chicks. Tough break, ugly. These are the majority on the site.

-They're hot/okay but don't realize it or are insecure. I've known girls in person who are really hot but have no idea because either they used to be ugly and then blossomed, or they were always hot but just had a shy personality and never really broke out of the shell. If you find or meet one of these girls, they are fucking puddy. Hell of a lucky find. If you're looking for a relationship that is. If you're just looking for a quick lay, you best not waste your time, they're too reserved and rarely open up to people that don't put in the emotional investment. But they join the site either because they have trouble finding someone who wants more than just some bonin', or because they recently got out of a relationship and are missing the companionship so they think the internet is the fastest way to meet new guys. It is I guess, but not the kind these chicks are looking for.

-They're hot/okay/mostly ugly and just want to get fucked. These girls are what I'm guessing most guys are looking for. But they are the rarest. Hot girls don't need dating sites if they are such huge dick-obsessed nymphos that they are willing to risk getting filleted by a cyber-based serial killer just to get some balls in their face tonight. They could just walk to the nearest bar... no fuck that.. Vons and pick-up a guy within the hour if they wanted. For average and below chicks, however, this is a little harder so they have to resort to dating sites. But they understand that guys online just want some cooch for the night, and they are very willing to deliver. The trade off however is you gotta fuck them with your eyes closed.



Guys:
-Ugly ones, pretty much the same thing. Only rather than not being asked out in every day life, they tend to either get rejected or just don't have the balls to ask someone out in person. The anonymity of the internet is so much easier to deal with. You can open up easier. I mean look at the sick shit people are admitting on THIS forum. So the ugly guys just tend to have trouble nutting up so using dating sites they actually build up enough confidence to make a move. However though, they are guys. Guys must spread their seed. So a majority of them just want to get their sheets wet.

-The okay ones. The middle ground here is that again, a majority of them just figure the internet is the fastest way to get some ass tonight. For guys this is a misconception. The majority of girls out there online are not looking for hook-ups. Even the sites that are SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO GET YOU LAID TONIGHT fail because they are expensive and loaded with more sexy talking bots than what I imagine the whorehouses of the future will have. Some are looking for real relationships, but then they see all the uglies, and mankind's primal nature to fuck the Prom Queen-lookin' broad doesn't allow them to give them a friendly howdy-doo. No fat chicks.

-The Hot guys, sorry to say to all the relationship ladies, are not looking for relationships. They are online strickly to get laid. They know they're hot, and they know they are a rarity among the fug-faces out there in the interwebs. And even in the astronomically small chance that they are looking for relationships. Come on, you are not hot enough for him. He's looking for someone a little more on his level. And the chances of a hot guy looking for a relationship going online and finding a hot girl looking for a relationship? Forget it. Not fucking happening despite what that white haired guy from e-harmony told you.


I've been on the sites. We all have. I've met people who I had to settled for, and I'm sure I've met some who had to settle for me. Just like out in the real world, there's no easy route. Unless you're like super hot. That's a different story. Those people can pick and choose however they want. But the majority of us are average (hence the definition of that word) so we gotta suffer. The bottom line is if you go on these sites, there's a trade of. You can commit to being patient and spending some time sifting through the people on the sites for a long time until you actually find the best of what your looking for. On the other hand if you want results now and are going to be impatient, you gotta lower your standards and settle for an ugly, or someone who just wants you for a night, or someone who wants you for longer than you want them.

And that, everyone, is phucked.

dickismyname
#7 Posted : Monday, June 13, 2011 2:38:56 AM(UTC)
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Holy fuck do I need to stop coming on the forum when I'm bored.
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#6 Posted : Monday, June 13, 2011 7:20:19 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: dickismyname Go to Quoted Post
The reason is cause if they weren't ugly they wouldn't be on the sites in the first place.

These are the reasons people go on the sites-

Girls:
-They're ugly and have trouble finding guys throughout the day. They want to be in a relationship but because somewhere along the line their genetics just said "fuck it" and gave them the monstrous bodies and faces that they have, guys never give them a chance or bother asking them out. So they turn to sites where they know other people are looking for relationships. It's the way the world turns. Ugly chicks can't get dick. That's fine. Everyone's cool with that.The problem here is even in the online world, guys still don't like ugly chicks. Tough break, ugly. These are the majority on the site.

-They're hot/okay but don't realize it or are insecure. I've known girls in person who are really hot but have no idea because either they used to be ugly and then blossomed, or they were always hot but just had a shy personality and never really broke out of the shell. If you find or meet one of these girls, they are fucking puddy. Hell of a lucky find. If you're looking for a relationship that is. If you're just looking for a quick lay, you best not waste your time, they're too reserved and rarely open up to people that don't put in the emotional investment. But they join the site either because they have trouble finding someone who wants more than just some bonin', or because they recently got out of a relationship and are missing the companionship so they think the internet is the fastest way to meet new guys. It is I guess, but not the kind these chicks are looking for.

-They're hot/okay/mostly ugly and just want to get fucked. These girls are what I'm guessing most guys are looking for. But they are the rarest. Hot girls don't need dating sites if they are such huge dick-obsessed nymphos that they are willing to risk getting filleted by a cyber-based serial killer just to get some balls in their face tonight. They could just walk to the nearest bar... no fuck that.. Vons and pick-up a guy within the hour if they wanted. For average and below chicks, however, this is a little harder so they have to resort to dating sites. But they understand that guys online just want some cooch for the night, and they are very willing to deliver. The trade off however is you gotta fuck them with your eyes closed.



Guys:
-Ugly ones, pretty much the same thing. Only rather than not being asked out in every day life, they tend to either get rejected or just don't have the balls to ask someone out in person. The anonymity of the internet is so much easier to deal with. You can open up easier. I mean look at the sick shit people are admitting on THIS forum. So the ugly guys just tend to have trouble nutting up so using dating sites they actually build up enough confidence to make a move. However though, they are guys. Guys must spread their seed. So a majority of them just want to get their sheets wet.

-The okay ones. The middle ground here is that again, a majority of them just figure the internet is the fastest way to get some ass tonight. For guys this is a misconception. The majority of girls out there online are not looking for hook-ups. Even the sites that are SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO GET YOU LAID TONIGHT fail because they are expensive and loaded with more sexy talking bots than what I imagine the whorehouses of the future will have. Some are looking for real relationships, but then they see all the uglies, and mankind's primal nature to fuck the Prom Queen-lookin' broad doesn't allow them to give them a friendly howdy-doo. No fat chicks.

-The Hot guys, sorry to say to all the relationship ladies, are not looking for relationships. They are online strickly to get laid. They know they're hot, and they know they are a rarity among the fug-faces out there in the interwebs. And even in the astronomically small chance that they are looking for relationships. Come on, you are not hot enough for him. He's looking for someone a little more on his level. And the chances of a hot guy looking for a relationship going online and finding a hot girl looking for a relationship? Forget it. Not fucking happening despite what that white haired guy from e-harmony told you.


I've been on the sites. We all have. I've met people who I had to settled for, and I'm sure I've met some who had to settle for me. Just like out in the real world, there's no easy route. Unless you're like super hot. That's a different story. Those people can pick and choose however they want. But the majority of us are average (hence the definition of that word) so we gotta suffer. The bottom line is if you go on these sites, there's a trade of. You can commit to being patient and spending some time sifting through the people on the sites for a long time until you actually find the best of what your looking for. On the other hand if you want results now and are going to be impatient, you gotta lower your standards and settle for an ugly, or someone who just wants you for a night, or someone who wants you for longer than you want them.

And that, everyone, is phucked.




Damn good write up man and very true!
I stopped using the online sites because as I said. Online girls are either ugly, boring or have some mental issue or hell, all of them!
Bars, coffee shops, grocery stores, beach etc. are the best places.

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