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HolyMaryMotherOfJesus
Posted: Saturday, May 09, 2009 4:45:42 AM

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And congrats (Or condolences :P) On the hubby :) Hope you guys stay together ;)


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mannu
Posted: Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:44:47 AM
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It is your telephone number or what?
Annik
Posted: Monday, June 08, 2009 11:48:25 AM
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hero wrote:
Hey Annik would u say that craigslist is a good site to get random girls over at ur house for sum hot wet sex.....but only for like one nigth stands and stuff :)


CL was good for me, but it tends to be more successful for women than it is for men. I've heard stories of men picking up women off of there, but few and far between.
Annik
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2009 4:23:57 AM
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This forum is so dead now. :( Where is everyone?
HolyMaryMotherOfJesus
Posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 11:04:05 AM

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Annik wrote:
This forum is so dead now. :( Where is everyone?


Right here :) If you're getting lonely just say so :P

HMMoJ (Jack) x
John123
Posted: Friday, July 10, 2009 1:42:47 AM
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Annik wrote:
Ask me anything, really!


Could you suggest me what is the best treatment for erectile dysfunction(ED)??

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ThatsPhuckedUp
Posted: Wednesday, July 22, 2009 12:35:24 PM
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Well i kinda got a a strange question for my age,

I only just turned 15 (4 days ago), and my dick is 16cm's (6.2992126 inch's)

For my age is that a good size, or not? and will it grow much more..?

My Girlfriend said its okay, but i want to make sure.

Thanks
Brick wall
Annik
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:56:54 AM
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ThatsPhuckedUp wrote:
Well i kinda got a a strange question for my age,

I only just turned 15 (4 days ago), and my dick is 16cm's (6.2992126 inch's)

For my age is that a good size, or not? and will it grow much more..?

My Girlfriend said its okay, but i want to make sure.

Thanks
Brick wall


Um, I have no experience with 15 year old dicks, so I can't answer that. :-)
Skeith
Posted: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 12:26:25 PM
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That I guess is a bit of an awkward question but i can answer that because i was 15 once.
to be honest the length is pretty average (sorry if I just destroyed your dreams of bein a biggie)
I also apologise for stealing your glory here Annik because i know you are supposed to answer these not me

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Phonebook
Posted: Tuesday, August 04, 2009 9:19:27 PM
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Annik wrote:
Ask me anything, really!


Hey Annik,
One question, me and my girlfriend want to have sex, but she wants to do anal because if she loses her virginity and her mom gets suspicious she would take her to get her hymen checked. do you think this is good or we should wait.
neeloc
Posted: Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:26:01 PM
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Annik,

I'm a fan and have a huge girl crush on you. It's too bad you seem to have thing against filo girls haha. Are you going to start writing articles again?

-Cj
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 2:00:12 PM
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Skeith wrote:
That I guess is a bit of an awkward question but i can answer that because i was 15 once.
to be honest the length is pretty average (sorry if I just destroyed your dreams of bein a biggie)
I also apologise for stealing your glory here Annik because i know you are supposed to answer these not me


If it involves the body parts of a minor, feel free to answer them... I know nothing in that regard. LOL
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 2:02:20 PM
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Phonebook wrote:
Annik wrote:
Ask me anything, really!


Hey Annik,
One question, me and my girlfriend want to have sex, but she wants to do anal because if she loses her virginity and her mom gets suspicious she would take her to get her hymen checked. do you think this is good or we should wait.


Hmmm, interesting logic... anal is a lot more painful than regular sex if you do it incorrectly. My advice is to wait. In reality, what's the worst her mother could do if she checks her? Kill her? Don't think so. In any case, if you guys decide NOT to wait, use condoms. That way, if Mom does check, then you two could always say you were being safe about it.
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 2:09:23 PM
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neeloc wrote:
Annik,

I'm a fan and have a huge girl crush on you. It's too bad you seem to have thing against filo girls haha. Are you going to start writing articles again?

-Cj


I have something against Filipina girls? Where did you get that idea? ;-) Now, my thing with Filipino people is kind of weird. Most of my friends in San Diego are Filipino-American, and they're all relatively normal, save for one or two. My husband's ex-girlfriend is Filipino-Canadian and is... an incredibly stupid and psychotic woman, for lack of a more apt description. And I'll say this much: if I ever run into her, I'm going to take an empty beer bottle to her dog-ugly face. And with that, she'll regret ever having said anything bad to me or him. I only say this because she perpetuates every bad stereotype of Filipino girls.

Other than that, I have nothing against them as a race in general. I prefer not to do business with the ones who were born and raised in the Philippines (and I'm sure you know why), but Filipino-Americans I like quite a bit. They're the greatest bunch of friends I've ever made on this Earth.

I may or may not start writing articles again. There are a few I'd like to write, but eh... being married, nothing new has happened. Also, there have been some re-vamps done to the website and I have to check in with Mr. Phucked to see when and if I can write again.
sexylilkim
Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:24:41 PM

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Ok, so...I've been coming to this site for a while, and finally decided to be *at the very least* a forum member, I only skimmed over the first 11 pages of this thread, and saw that Annik posted pictures on here...then I saw someone's reply that she was 'a bit fat' ummm... anorexic fetish do we have@that guy? seriously, a woman with curves is fucking hot, and WOMANLY...if you want a skinny ass woman, might as well date a guy, and Annik isn't a bit fat at all, she's healthy, looks great, and I really do have a question....


Annik, I had a baby 8 months ago, before that my sex drive was absolutely unbelievable, *I know a lot of woman lose their sex drive after they have a child* but how f'n long? I'm finally starting to get horny now, which is great, but I haven't had sex in a year and a half, and if you knew me, *some of our sex stories are the same ;)* you'd be astonished...



But my son's sperm donor really did it in for me, I dont want anything to do with men, I dont want to date them, I dont want to have sex with them, nothing...


SOOOOO....


Do I just go after it, and get fucked, and see if that helps? or do I wait it out...?


sorry so long!


you're gorgeous, btw

Together, we're invincible.
Harrison
Posted: Sunday, September 13, 2009 3:39:05 AM
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Hi Annik!
Here's a weird question.
But first, a backstory.
I'm 14.
Ok, here it is.
If you were 15, would you accept or refuse a date with me?
I don't smell, I'm 5ft 9, I'm Australian and my hair is naturally blonde. Lol.

So what do you think?
Annik
Posted: Monday, September 14, 2009 9:03:11 AM
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sexylilkim wrote:
Ok, so...I've been coming to this site for a while, and finally decided to be *at the very least* a forum member, I only skimmed over the first 11 pages of this thread, and saw that Annik posted pictures on here...then I saw someone's reply that she was 'a bit fat' ummm... anorexic fetish do we have@that guy? seriously, a woman with curves is fucking hot, and WOMANLY...if you want a skinny ass woman, might as well date a guy, and Annik isn't a bit fat at all, she's healthy, looks great, and I really do have a question....


Annik, I had a baby 8 months ago, before that my sex drive was absolutely unbelievable, *I know a lot of woman lose their sex drive after they have a child* but how f'n long? I'm finally starting to get horny now, which is great, but I haven't had sex in a year and a half, and if you knew me, *some of our sex stories are the same ;)* you'd be astonished...



But my son's sperm donor really did it in for me, I dont want anything to do with men, I dont want to date them, I dont want to have sex with them, nothing...


SOOOOO....


Do I just go after it, and get fucked, and see if that helps? or do I wait it out...?


sorry so long!


you're gorgeous, btw


Wait it out. If you have sex with someone you don't want to touch, at a time that you don't want to be touched, it's going to affect you psychologically. In fact, it'll probably make you hate men even more.

I don't have children, so I am unsure how to answer your questions RE: your post-partum sex drive. You could talk to a doctor about it or just wait another a year for your sex drive to come back. Keep yourself busy with raising your baby for now, and eventually your drive will come back. :-) You can try the depo-provera shot (birth control), which is basically hormones gone wild, if you really want it back THAT bad.
Annik
Posted: Monday, September 14, 2009 9:28:18 AM
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Harrison wrote:
Hi Annik!
Here's a weird question.
But first, a backstory.
I'm 14.
Ok, here it is.
If you were 15, would you accept or refuse a date with me?
I don't smell, I'm 5ft 9, I'm Australian and my hair is naturally blonde. Lol.

So what do you think?


Hmmm... when I was 15, I didn't date many people my own age... most were older. Most guys my own age, at the time, weren't the most mature and didn't really respect women as they should have. So, no.
marinewife
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 11:05:36 PM

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hey annik so I was wondering what's your fav position? I find that cowgirl gets me off the best... just wondering if it's the same for you!

Oh and my husband is coming home from Afghanistan in a few weeks.. anybody have any ideas for an interesting night? We've already done pretty much everything 2 people can do, so I want to try something new & creative...
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 12:49:58 AM
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marinewife wrote:
hey annik so I was wondering what's your fav position? I find that cowgirl gets me off the best... just wondering if it's the same for you!

Oh and my husband is coming home from Afghanistan in a few weeks.. anybody have any ideas for an interesting night? We've already done pretty much everything 2 people can do, so I want to try something new & creative...


Missionary gets me off the best... but I honestly don't need more than a finger to get off, so I guess it doesn't really matter. :-)

Try having a threesome with another girl. My husband and I do it on occasion and it's always fun!
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