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married chic
Posted: Monday, June 02, 2008 2:47:22 AM

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ok so i've never written anything like this before so please feel free to tell me if anything is missing.
ok this is my first post just to let you know a little about me.
I am 29 years young, I am a student and I work as a waitress part time.
Like annik I too have an affinity for certain ethnic groups/races.
I Am american (indian, irish, french, german, italian, scottish, english, french canadian and probably a few more)
but I LOVE LATINOS!!! I pefer mexicans but I also like cubans, dominicans, puerto ricans, colombians, peruvians, espanoles, portugese, well u get the drift. I also enjoy the occasional company of a good looking half black half white guy. Or a light skinned brotha. So I guess I like milk chocolate.
I speak spanish and prefer my man to also, I acctually am not that attracted to guys that speak english (bad for family functions though).
I have tried white guys but for some reason I just am not sexually attracted to them. I have been with 10 white guys in my life and while they were not all that bad I really did not feel anything with them like I do with latinos.
My first crush was on erik estrada when he was on CHiPs when I was 3 so this is an ongoing thing for me not just a phase.

Ok enough with the boring stuff now to why I am here I AM A CHEATER.
i've been married for 8 years and in that time have been with atleast 10 other guys some 1 nighters and some realtionships as long as 1 year. My husband has spent some time out of the country so Ive even had guys living with me and he has been none the wiser. LOL
why do I cheat? well Quite simply because while guys always say that they want a guy that will give it to them daily when they find someone that does they can't keep up with me.
I want someone that will fuck me good and fuck me frequently sometimes every other day but sometimes I want it 5 or 10 times a day, I mean to me NOTHING feels as good as feeling a nice hard cock inside my cootichie (besides a man that can eat me out like a juicy mango.
oh I get shivers just thinking about it.

I have many stories some are about really good sex and some are about REALLY bad sex the latter are for educational purposes for those who need it.
I think I will start with my latest friend with benefits which i will refer to as my f.w.bs'
I had been faithful for the past 3 years but I've had a relapse and a lapse in judgement recently and well Im back on track full swing and not looking back.
Ok he is my coworker a cook at the restaurant where i work at and I will refer to as Big Dick. (and he is in more than one way)
we had been flirting at work for a while but he had been pretty much respectful because of my being married, but one night i just decided I wanted him I got his number discused how everything was to be on the down low and no one can know then met up with him after work. when I got to big dick's house we had a couple of beers and watched part of a mexican league soccer game, lame I did not comeover here for this.. bored out of my mind I said "lets go up-stairs and do this". So we get up there and sit on his bed um more akward conversation geeze shut up already is all i keep thinking. then without any kissing, making out, or anything he stands up and takes his clothes off ok now we're getting somewhere... I also get up and get naked ready to go. what, why is he changing the channels oh he wants to have the playboy channel on ok thats fine. so im horny as hell and finally just reach out and grab his dick it got hard real fast and DAmN it was big. Thick and long, it had been a while since I had seen a penis like that one. I love to give a good bj but I usually don't untill I get mine first but this was a penis to be admired and deserved my full attention so I began to lick it and suck it his reaction was typical ohhing, awwing and damn girl thats good (cause im good like that) after a while I climbed up beside him in bed and fully expected him to roll over and return the favor but......no he didn't he got on top of me in missionary position and rammed it in me. which felt good cause he was so large but he didn't have any rythmn and he barely moved after that. add that to the fact that he has a wee bit of a beer belly that was suffocating me. I am a curvacious woman who is bootylicious and has thick thighs and I had never been with a chubby guy so this was a new experience for me. I pushed him off of me and climbed on top of him and began rocking my hips back and forth when he grabbed me moaned and lost his load. WTF Fat boy did that just happen?? he then got up and went straight to the bathroom I fully expected him to just go change condoms and come finish what he started so i was still in bed naked waiting but nope he came back in and began to get dressed. So I did too.. Thats how the man with the biggest dick id ever seen became the biggest dick id ever known. so what did I do I went to work the next day and told my 3 closest friends how the guy that talks all about his mad skills in the sack was the worst lay id ever had now they all have a hard time even looking him in his face with out laughing. then I met his Brother and he is the next one on my list, I will do him and I hope he is better then his brother. Damn im tired so im going to bed with BOB my battery opperated bed partner cause sometimes alone sex is better than bad sex but sometimes its not.........................

I have never posted any thing before and would love any feed back I can get and I will be back with more and my posts will be better as I learn how to do this thing.
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Posted: Monday, June 02, 2008 2:47:22 AM
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Monday, June 02, 2008 9:03:10 AM

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Well hello there "married chic."

I liked it and I like Mango's Applause

I love how the ladies like to talk about their sexual experiences, hot!


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perv
Posted: Monday, June 02, 2008 8:49:36 PM

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Damn it, I'm white!
Otherwise I would be heading over to Oregon to see "married chic"

So married chic. Does your husband have any idea about what you do?
If he knew, what would he say/do?
Mr Ridd
Posted: Tuesday, June 03, 2008 7:13:50 AM

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im on the same page as Mr. Phucked ...

but on the other hand i like that characteristic of a women that knows
what she wants .. but maybe you should voice that you want the favor
returned. or grab there head push it down to get the idea across, but then again.
some guys are selfish like that guy was..
November
Posted: Sunday, June 08, 2008 10:21:54 PM

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Funny Shit =]
i liked it.
hmmm...
although latinos never floated MY boat...i'm sure that there's something really good about them...i suppose that each race has something about them that that's good for sex for one person, and not so much for the other.

Sounds like he was REALLY bad.
lol
ummm, actually that's strange that he would orgasm once and be done.
I usually stay hard and could go at least three more times with only maybe a minute inbetween the last orgasm and the next sex. It really just depends on how hot the girl/guy is or how good the sex is.

but you're an awesome writer and i hope to hear more from you. Applause

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Mr Ridd
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:22:57 PM

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November wrote:
Funny Shit =]
i liked it.
hmmm...
although latinos never floated MY boat...i'm sure that there's something really good about them...i suppose that each race has something about them that that's good for sex for one person, and not so much for the other.

Sounds like he was REALLY bad.
lol
ummm, actually that's strange that he would orgasm once and be done.
I usually stay hard and could go at least three more times with only maybe a minute inbetween the last orgasm and the next sex. It really just depends on how hot the girl/guy is or how good the sex is.

but you're an awesome writer and i hope to hear more from you. Applause



:d/ man i want a sandwich in between or something for a snack... you cant be in a heavy weight session with out a drink or snack... might pass out from exuastion... lol
Annik
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:25:58 PM
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I had a sandwich after I had buttsex the other night.

Best damn sandwich of my life.
Mr Ridd
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:48:08 PM

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Annik wrote:
I had a sandwich after I had buttsex the other night.

Best damn sandwich of my life.



a snack after hot fantastic sex is always better than the normal sit.... for eating ....
i found that out a couple years back ... november will find that out one day
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 12:04:42 AM

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Annik wrote:
I had a sandwich after I had buttsex the other night.

Best damn sandwich of my life.


On a scale of 1-10, how do you like anal?

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:23:40 PM
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Applause i cant believe i just read that, thats the kind of phucked up shit i look at this site for! HAHAHA im still in awe.
an its heaps better you was ripping on whites an saying you love half cast chocos.
hahahahaha
p.s annik is hectic, tho id never stick my dick in her!
Double
Posted: Thursday, August 28, 2008 12:47:19 AM
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Guest wrote:
Applause i cant believe i just read that, thats the kind of phucked up shit i look at this site for! HAHAHA im still in awe.
an its heaps better you was ripping on whites an saying you love half cast chocos.
hahahahaha
p.s annik is hectic, tho id never stick my dick in her!


Interesting, seeing as Annik seems to take care of herself with regular checkups and knows what she's all about in bed.

As for Married Chic, I can respect that you know what you want and and take steps to get it. Everyone should be so lucky as to have that kind of insight and drive. I just hope there's not too much damage done in the end.

In the meantime, keep the stories coming Applause

No such thing as too many Slut Confessions.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 12:00:30 PM
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Guest wrote:
Applause i cant believe i just read that, thats the kind of phucked up shit i look at this site for! HAHAHA im still in awe.
an its heaps better you was ripping on whites an saying you love half cast chocos.
hahahahaha
p.s annik is hectic, tho id never stick my dick in her!


I'm sure she could tempt you...
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Tuesday, November 11, 2008 5:26:34 PM

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For some reason, this post disappeared.
Well now it's back!

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married chic
Posted: Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:26:04 AM

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So I have been gone for quite a while but Im back now and I am gonna try to find time to tell ya what I've been doing since I have last been on here. Theres been alot going on and I have made a suprising change......
ulmul
Posted: Friday, January 30, 2009 1:00:48 PM

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married chic wrote:
So I have been gone for quite a while but Im back now and I am gonna try to find time to tell ya what I've been doing since I have last been on here. Theres been alot going on and I have made a suprising change......


I know...I know...you're now to be reffered to as "married black dude" and you just love tearing up that cracker pussy!!

Shame on you Sorry Chic, couldn't resist!

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married chic
Posted: Friday, February 06, 2009 1:10:34 AM

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ulmul wrote:
married chic wrote:
So I have been gone for quite a while but Im back now and I am gonna try to find time to tell ya what I've been doing since I have last been on here. Theres been alot going on and I have made a suprising change......


I know...I know...you're now to be reffered to as "married black dude" and you just love tearing up that cracker pussy!!

Shame on you Sorry Chic, couldn't resist!

haha yeah thats cute..... yummm black dude ahh monday night memories.....:)
ulmul
Posted: Friday, February 06, 2009 12:24:54 PM

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married chic wrote:
ulmul wrote:
married chic wrote:
So I have been gone for quite a while but Im back now and I am gonna try to find time to tell ya what I've been doing since I have last been on here. Theres been alot going on and I have made a suprising change......


I know...I know...you're now to be reffered to as "married black dude" and you just love tearing up that cracker pussy!!

Shame on you Sorry Chic, couldn't resist!

haha yeah thats cute..... yummm black dude ahh monday night memories.....:)


glad you enjoy the humour chic, can't wait to read the new stuff!
keep "it" cumming!!Drool

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Mr. Phucked
Posted: Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:28:09 AM

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