Ever Done An Australian?

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Nice stories!

Because you know what to expect. Kind of like getting a surprise facial. Those are exciting because... well, it's a surprise.



Because her parents sucked and now the alternative porn industry has to pay for it.

Vaginal. Having anal sex with me is both an insult and a privilege. It's an insult because I think your penis is small enough for it to not be painful. Privilege for obvious reasons... out of the um, many, I have only had anal with 4 people. Anal, while fun and great, is a huge hassle what with preparation and everything. If I have already slept with that person on a number of occasions, I'll want to do it every once in a while, but considering how familiar I am with that person, my only end goal is to get off as quickly and as many times as possible.

I know, I'm a weirdo.

1) I usually shave or have a dude shave me. I'm not so much into waxing as my genital area is VERY sensitive. I don't care to try it.

2) The one stipulation Mr. Phucked gave me when he asked me to write for That's Phucked is that I do not write fiction. He already knew this as I assert myself as a non-fiction writer. If there's one thing I hate, it's fake people. I hate it when people make stories up, lies, entertainment, or otherwise. So yes, all of my stories are true. I've lived a crazy life.

3) This is kind of a sensitive subject considering my brother/best friend, ex-fiance, and numerous friends are in the military. They think it's great because they get paid extra deployment money, tax-free. I don't particularly support the war, however, I do support the troops. I had a couple of friends die. I'm no war strategist (and you can tell, I suck at chess and checkers!), so I'm not sure what the best solution would be except to pull the fuck out because there was no real point to this war. George W's borderline imperialism has done enough damage to a culture and a group of people who didn't want us there to begin with (mostly). I'm honestly not the best person to ask - I've never been in the military and certainly, there hasn't been enough military in me (HAW HAW) to make me qualified to give political and military opinions. I just know that they need to leave.

On the flip side, the War in Iraq has convinced me that I need to start an Iraqi cooking show called "Sunni Side Up." Ha.

Starvation in Africa? Oy vey... all I know about Africa is that I adore South African men. All kidding aside, my only real concern in Africa is the AIDS epidemic... being sexually active, that will always be a concern for me. That epidemic is leaving many, many orphaned children behind and I think it's very, very sad. With regards to starvation, I'll have to think about it... let me get back to you and I'll write something out.

Sure. Got a picture of the two of you? :-)

whats your number?

oya where do u live in southern california, city?

1) Nope. Denied. I'm not hot enough.

2) No.

3) Nope.

4) I'm sure some do.

5) I love it.

6) Yes.

haha. great song.