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RedOktober
Posted: Sunday, November 09, 2008 2:22:33 AM
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duchessofearl wrote:

I'm 17, married for a year, and I have a 10 month old daughter...
I work 40+ hours a week, my husband is a stay at home dad..
How can I make my sex life more ,like well, a sex life?
We have tried probably every fantasy I can think of. (and I'm a pretty dirty thinker)
What would you suggest?

AND! 2)I'm not very hott. 150lbs, 5'3", short black hair, and 5 tattoos. I don't see myself as pretty, especially after having my baby. Do you think guys ACTUALLY DO CARE about what you look like in a monogamous relationship?;



More lazyness.

Оно звучит, как будто ваши руки полны уже, но когда вы добавляете половую жизнь части ... Мой лучший совет будет купить копию Кама Сутра и попробовать вещи из него. Возьмите выходной день на работе, отправить дочь на приходящая няня, иметь хороший ужин с вашим мужем, и пусть все идет оттуда...


И, вы думаете, вы могли бы поместить фотографии? Вы красивый звук для меня, особенно в том, что татуировки. Но кто-то из с ирокез, что вы ожидаете? хаха

Но да, если вы два были вместе этой долгой, то очевидно, он полагает, либо очень высоко о вас или просто хотят секса. Я думаю, он будет вторым...
Annik
Posted: Sunday, November 09, 2008 9:18:56 AM
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duchessofearl wrote:
Ok, so I'm new. Lo. Well, this isn't the thread to discuss me, so...

I'll make it as short as possible for my question.

I'm 17, married for a year, and I have a 10 month old daughter...
I work 40+ hours a week, my husband is a stay at home dad..
How can I make my sex life more ,like well, a sex life?
We have tried probably every fantasy I can think of. (and I'm a pretty dirty thinker)
What would you suggest?

AND! 2)I'm not very hott. 150lbs, 5'3", short black hair, and 5 tattoos. I don't see myself as pretty, especially after having my baby. Do you think guys ACTUALLY DO CARE about what you look like in a monogamous relationship?;



I imagine after being together for a while, they accept you on both your good days and bad days, though they do enjoy it when their women take care of themselves. I don't wear make-up for the most part, but I try to when my boyfriend and I go out so he's able to see something different. He cleans himself up for me when I want him to.

RE: your sex life, I need more detail to make a suggestion.
funeral
Posted: Monday, November 10, 2008 1:19:01 AM
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ei annik are you a filipina?
Annik
Posted: Monday, November 10, 2008 9:27:02 AM
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funeral wrote:
ei annik are you a filipina?


How insulting.
RedOktober
Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 7:33:14 PM
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So there seem to be a lot of californians here, so this is where I'll ask..



I may be going to California this summer for a few weeks, and I was wondering what is there to do? I mean, what kind of shows and things like that? And is it expensive? I don't know whether or not to go to Los Angles or San Francisco. What is the difference in the weather for the two places? Is there a Russian community in Los Angeles?
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:17:47 PM
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RedOktober wrote:
So there seem to be a lot of californians here, so this is where I'll ask..



I may be going to California this summer for a few weeks, and I was wondering what is there to do? I mean, what kind of shows and things like that? And is it expensive? I don't know whether or not to go to Los Angles or San Francisco. What is the difference in the weather for the two places? Is there a Russian community in Los Angeles?


Where exactly in Los Angeles are you going? In San Francisco, it is still freezing cold in the summer... I like San Fran, but I would definitely choose LA weather over SF any day. And yes, there is a Russian community in LA.
RedOktober
Posted: Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:04:44 PM
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Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
So there seem to be a lot of californians here, so this is where I'll ask..



I may be going to California this summer for a few weeks, and I was wondering what is there to do? I mean, what kind of shows and things like that? And is it expensive? I don't know whether or not to go to Los Angles or San Francisco. What is the difference in the weather for the two places? Is there a Russian community in Los Angeles?


Where exactly in Los Angeles are you going? In San Francisco, it is still freezing cold in the summer... I like San Fran, but I would definitely choose LA weather over SF any day. And yes, there is a Russian community in LA.



I don't know, they just told me Los Angeles... I didn't know there were more than one part in Los Angeles?
Annik
Posted: Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:06:31 PM
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RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
So there seem to be a lot of californians here, so this is where I'll ask..



I may be going to California this summer for a few weeks, and I was wondering what is there to do? I mean, what kind of shows and things like that? And is it expensive? I don't know whether or not to go to Los Angles or San Francisco. What is the difference in the weather for the two places? Is there a Russian community in Los Angeles?


Where exactly in Los Angeles are you going? In San Francisco, it is still freezing cold in the summer... I like San Fran, but I would definitely choose LA weather over SF any day. And yes, there is a Russian community in LA.



I don't know, they just told me Los Angeles... I didn't know there were more than one part in Los Angeles?


Well, LA is pretty huge... it's divided. West-side, Downtown LA, East LA, South Bay, "The Valley." Go to maps.google.com and type in Los Angeles, you'll see that there are different parts to it. The Russian community, that I saw, is near Hollywood.
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Posted: Friday, November 14, 2008 5:01:22 AM
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Oh. Well, where are all the shows mostly?
RedOktober
Posted: Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:37:09 PM
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Guest wrote:
Oh. Well, where are all the shows mostly?



That was me.
Annik
Posted: Monday, November 17, 2008 5:08:28 PM
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What kind of shows are you talking about?
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Posted: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 2:01:19 PM

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i think he means the movies, not sure but i think so.Think

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RedOktober
Posted: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 5:39:45 PM
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Annik wrote:
What kind of shows are you talking about?


Music shows. Like Krum Bums, Casualties, GBH, and so on..
Annik
Posted: Friday, November 21, 2008 8:22:55 AM
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RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
What kind of shows are you talking about?


Music shows. Like Krum Bums, Casualties, GBH, and so on..


I couldn't tell you. Just scour Hollywood for shows, they've got a lot of them... or you can check ticketmaster.com or something.
Annik
Posted: Friday, November 21, 2008 8:24:32 AM
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OK. I'm happily single again and back on the market. So, what did I do in celebration? I went on dates, two nights in a row. First night with an Italian-American, the second night with a guy from the Czech Republic. Date #2 with the Czech guy is today (hopefully). I fully expect to tear that 6'3", 200 pound European ass up tonight.
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Friday, November 21, 2008 1:56:37 PM

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Annik wrote:
OK. I'm happily single again and back on the market. So, what did I do in celebration? I went on dates, two nights in a row. First night with an Italian-American, the second night with a guy from the Czech Republic. Date #2 with the Czech guy is today (hopefully). I fully expect to tear that 6'3", 200 pound European ass up tonight.


...and I'm sure you will!

I'm off to Vegas this weekend. Should be interesting....

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RedOktober
Posted: Friday, November 21, 2008 10:00:19 PM
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Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
What kind of shows are you talking about?


Music shows. Like Krum Bums, Casualties, GBH, and so on..


I couldn't tell you. Just scour Hollywood for shows, they've got a lot of them... or you can check ticketmaster.com or something.



Oh okay. How big is Hollywood?
Annik
Posted: Saturday, November 22, 2008 11:47:36 AM
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RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
What kind of shows are you talking about?


Music shows. Like Krum Bums, Casualties, GBH, and so on..


I couldn't tell you. Just scour Hollywood for shows, they've got a lot of them... or you can check ticketmaster.com or something.



Oh okay. How big is Hollywood?


Pretty big, but there are two main strips you can walk around on.
Annik
Posted: Saturday, November 22, 2008 11:58:06 AM
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Czech guy tore my shit UP.
RedOktober
Posted: Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:03:58 PM
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Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
What kind of shows are you talking about?


Music shows. Like Krum Bums, Casualties, GBH, and so on..


I couldn't tell you. Just scour Hollywood for shows, they've got a lot of them... or you can check ticketmaster.com or something.



Oh okay. How big is Hollywood?


Pretty big, but there are two main strips you can walk around on.



Oh, thats cool... <- Right use?


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