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Annik
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:43:37 PM
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trips2008 wrote:
Annik wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
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i miss my girlfriend... havent had sex in 9 months! i need a good shag. think i might wank over your pic if that's alright? need to empty my sac!


seriously?? treat the lady wiv some damn respect man


Ah, and this is why I love Italian men. :) *smooch*


anytime, i jus wish i lived closer


Let me know if you ever come to California -- I'll take you out.
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Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:47:13 PM
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Annik wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
Annik wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
Guest wrote:
i miss my girlfriend... havent had sex in 9 months! i need a good shag. think i might wank over your pic if that's alright? need to empty my sac!


seriously?? treat the lady wiv some damn respect man


Ah, and this is why I love Italian men. :) *smooch*


anytime, i jus wish i lived closer


Let me know if you ever come to California -- I'll take you out.


thanks, will do :)
trips2008
Posted: Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:48:24 PM
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the above was me lol
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Posted: Friday, December 12, 2008 12:06:30 PM
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trips2008 wrote:
Annik wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
Guest wrote:
i miss my girlfriend... havent had sex in 9 months! i need a good shag. think i might wank over your pic if that's alright? need to empty my sac!


seriously?? treat the lady wiv some damn respect man


Ah, and this is why I love Italian men. :) *smooch*


anytime, i jus wish i lived closer


fuck off you commie cunt! dont need sooppy shit on this site. knobshite.
trips2008
Posted: Friday, December 12, 2008 2:08:50 PM
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Guest wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
Annik wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
Guest wrote:
i miss my girlfriend... havent had sex in 9 months! i need a good shag. think i might wank over your pic if that's alright? need to empty my sac!


seriously?? treat the lady wiv some damn respect man


Ah, and this is why I love Italian men. :) *smooch*


anytime, i jus wish i lived closer


fuck off you commie cunt! dont need sooppy shit on this site. knobshite.


nice talkin smack over a computer, really does prove how much of a man you are doesnt it
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 12, 2008 2:36:37 PM
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hi annik what do u think of cybersex or webcam?
Annik
Posted: Friday, December 12, 2008 2:40:03 PM
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Guest wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
Annik wrote:
trips2008 wrote:
Guest wrote:
i miss my girlfriend... havent had sex in 9 months! i need a good shag. think i might wank over your pic if that's alright? need to empty my sac!


seriously?? treat the lady wiv some damn respect man


Ah, and this is why I love Italian men. :) *smooch*


anytime, i jus wish i lived closer


fuck off you commie cunt! dont need sooppy shit on this site. knobshite.


...yeah, we only speak English in this forum. Come back next year!
Annik
Posted: Friday, December 12, 2008 2:57:08 PM
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hi annik what do u think of cybersex or webcam?


Lame!
trips2008
Posted: Friday, December 12, 2008 4:53:21 PM
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hi annik what do u think of cybersex or webcam?


Lame!


i dont think its that bad, me and the partner have fun doing it. but yh its nothing compared to hot boiling sex in your room
RedOktober
Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 10:39:45 AM
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Annik wrote:
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Hey Annik, how far away is Hollywood from Compton?


Hmmm... Compton is about 15 minutes northwest from me, so it should be about thirty minutes away from Hollywood.


Хорошо. I found out that I'm staying in Compton when I go.. Have you been there?
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 1:09:18 PM
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So is it bad that from time to time I go to an empty off and masturbate while I'm at work? Sometimes I just get so turned on by my day fantasies or just plan horny that I need to go and get off so I can concentrate on my work. I don't think anyone every notices when I slip off but I wonder what will happen if I get caught.
Annik
Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:26:53 PM
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RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Hey Annik, how far away is Hollywood from Compton?


Hmmm... Compton is about 15 minutes northwest from me, so it should be about thirty minutes away from Hollywood.


Хорошо. I found out that I'm staying in Compton when I go.. Have you been there?


Um... why are you staying in Compton? You'll be the only white guy there. It's mostly black, not to mention ghetto as hell.
Annik
Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:28:17 PM
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So is it bad that from time to time I go to an empty off and masturbate while I'm at work? Sometimes I just get so turned on by my day fantasies or just plan horny that I need to go and get off so I can concentrate on my work. I don't think anyone every notices when I slip off but I wonder what will happen if I get caught.


I've masturbated at work. It happens.
Lost Soul...
Posted: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:03:41 PM
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i love my girlfriend alot,

I mean i am a conservative kinda guy but i will do what i need to keep the flavor in the relationship,know what i mean?

Well i gave in on anal sex with my girl. She loves it, but this last time was kinda gross. I went in without a condom and she was just getting better from the flu. Well all went well and we did the dirty but when i pulled out my penis was covered in think dark brown shit, like a heavy coating like the consistency of brownie batter. I freaked out and was gonna go hop in the shower but she refused to let me. MY girl then proceeded to lick my dick clean with her mouth, getting shit all over the place, she was totally getting off on it. Well i was thoroughly weirded out and now shes asking to defecate on my chest so she can clean it up with her mouth.

This is where i draw the line, but she wont take no for an answer....

Its been 3 weeks and we haven't done anything unusual, but now shes asking me to do role play with handcuffs and straps but this is new and she has never asked me to do bondage ever. Of course i am hesitant but not because of the straps i think its just a clever ruse so that she can tie me down and shit on my chest.. i just dont know.. but i am afraid that if i say no it will ruin our relationship.... what should i do?
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:13:15 AM
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Guest wrote:
i love my girlfriend alot,

I mean i am a conservative kinda guy but i will do what i need to keep the flavor in the relationship,know what i mean?

Well i gave in on anal sex with my girl. She loves it, but this last time was kinda gross. I went in without a condom and she was just getting better from the flu. Well all went well and we did the dirty but when i pulled out my penis was covered in think dark brown shit, like a heavy coating like the consistency of brownie batter. I freaked out and was gonna go hop in the shower but she refused to let me. MY girl then proceeded to lick my dick clean with her mouth, getting shit all over the place, she was totally getting off on it. Well i was thoroughly weirded out and now shes asking to defecate on my chest so she can clean it up with her mouth.

This is where i draw the line, but she wont take no for an answer....

Its been 3 weeks and we haven't done anything unusual, but now shes asking me to do role play with handcuffs and straps but this is new and she has never asked me to do bondage ever. Of course i am hesitant but not because of the straps i think its just a clever ruse so that she can tie me down and shit on my chest.. i just dont know.. but i am afraid that if i say no it will ruin our relationship.... what should i do?


Just tell her you aren't into that shit. No pun intended... if she doesn't take no for an answer, let it be... I don't think saying no will ruin your relationship. If it does, then it probably wasn't meant to be. :-)
Lost Soul..
Posted: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 10:47:58 AM
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ok i talked to her and she promised me she wasnt going to do anything im not uncomfortable with. So ill give it a shot and report back! Shes coming over tonight :d/
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 22, 2008 11:52:41 PM
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do you like porn?
RedOktober
Posted: Tuesday, December 23, 2008 6:56:38 AM
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Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Hey Annik, how far away is Hollywood from Compton?


Hmmm... Compton is about 15 minutes northwest from me, so it should be about thirty minutes away from Hollywood.


Хорошо. I found out that I'm staying in Compton when I go.. Have you been there?


Um... why are you staying in Compton? You'll be the only white guy there. It's mostly black, not to mention ghetto as hell.



Well, I'm going to be with friends and we're staying at my friend Leo's cousin's house.. What does color matter?
Alexis
Posted: Wednesday, December 24, 2008 10:06:19 AM
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Fisting - do you HAVE to use drugs the first time or do ya have to get used to it?
Annik
Posted: Saturday, December 27, 2008 4:01:27 PM
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RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Annik wrote:
RedOktober wrote:
Hey Annik, how far away is Hollywood from Compton?


Hmmm... Compton is about 15 minutes northwest from me, so it should be about thirty minutes away from Hollywood.


Хорошо. I found out that I'm staying in Compton when I go.. Have you been there?


Um... why are you staying in Compton? You'll be the only white guy there. It's mostly black, not to mention ghetto as hell.



Well, I'm going to be with friends and we're staying at my friend Leo's cousin's house.. What does color matter?


Just saying... be careful in Compton. Hit me up if you want to hang out.
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