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Nikita
Posted: Monday, June 09, 2008 9:36:15 PM

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skinny but with broad shoulders, so theres potential.

The best you'll never have.
WTF
Posted: Monday, June 09, 2008 10:22:35 PM
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Annik wrote:
November wrote:
Annik wrote:
Hm. Hair is too long. :-/ Different strokes for different folks, you're still cute.


Aww =]
i see.
you not into long hair? lol =]
well w/e floats your boat right?

And Thanks =]


I could be into it if you ever raised it into a mohawk or a faux-hawk.

In general, I prefer:

Older men, between 25 - 35 (I'll raise the max. if they're hot enough).

Short hair (sucker for redheads, blondes, and light brown hair respectively).

Blue or green eyes, but I'm not strict on the eyes rule.

Clean shaven (I am not hot on facial hair).

Typically prefer Caucasian (sucker for South Africans, Euros, and Israelis), but I've dated all races and I am pretty open. Honest.

Height-weight proportionate, athletic, lean muscle, a few extra pounds. Whatever it is, I don't like them too skinny, or skinny at all. It makes me think of the Bataan Death March. :(

5'7" or taller.

No tattoos, or concealed/hidden tattoos (can be hidden by everyday clothes).

No piercings (I don't mind cock piercings though).

Can't think of anything else.


This forum is awesome!

OK, so how does the cock piercings thing work?
Nikita
Posted: Monday, June 09, 2008 10:32:07 PM

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There are many different ones for different parts of the penis that require difference care.

The best you'll never have.
Master Corruptor
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 10:44:51 AM
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He he he.. i'm really sorry Annik and Nikita...
I did NOT mean to mix you to up...
Sorry about that...

Love both your stories though...

* Great to hear that you both are cautions on the sex scene... nothing better than that to be honest.



Oh... annik... if i had the balls, i would post a pic of me... (being Norwegian and all) but i'm kinda cautious about that shit =)


Hmmm maybe it's time for me to register....
Annik
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:21:17 PM
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Guest wrote:
He he he.. i'm really sorry Annik and Nikita...
I did NOT mean to mix you to up...
Sorry about that...

Love both your stories though...

* Great to hear that you both are cautions on the sex scene... nothing better than that to be honest.



Oh... annik... if i had the balls, i would post a pic of me... (being Norwegian and all) but i'm kinda cautious about that shit =)


Hmmm maybe it's time for me to register....


*sigh* I LOVE Norwegian men. I would love to see a picture of you. :)
Annik
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:22:49 PM
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Guest wrote:
Annik wrote:
November wrote:
Annik wrote:
Hm. Hair is too long. :-/ Different strokes for different folks, you're still cute.


Aww =]
i see.
you not into long hair? lol =]
well w/e floats your boat right?

And Thanks =]


I could be into it if you ever raised it into a mohawk or a faux-hawk.

In general, I prefer:

Older men, between 25 - 35 (I'll raise the max. if they're hot enough).

Short hair (sucker for redheads, blondes, and light brown hair respectively).

Blue or green eyes, but I'm not strict on the eyes rule.

Clean shaven (I am not hot on facial hair).

Typically prefer Caucasian (sucker for South Africans, Euros, and Israelis), but I've dated all races and I am pretty open. Honest.

Height-weight proportionate, athletic, lean muscle, a few extra pounds. Whatever it is, I don't like them too skinny, or skinny at all. It makes me think of the Bataan Death March. :(

5'7" or taller.

No tattoos, or concealed/hidden tattoos (can be hidden by everyday clothes).

No piercings (I don't mind cock piercings though).

Can't think of anything else.


This forum is awesome!

OK, so how does the cock piercings thing work?


Well, you get your cock pierced, then you fuck more vaginas than cervical cancer.
WTF
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 6:32:50 PM
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But do girls enjoy sex more with a pierced penis?
What kind of piercing is best?

Anyone of you ladies have/had/want a pierced clit?

Nikita
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:42:47 PM

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Guest wrote:
But do girls enjoy sex more with a pierced penis?
What kind of piercing is best?

Anyone of you ladies have/had/want a pierced clit?



I do enjoy sex far more with a pierced penis, no preferance on the type of piercing, as long as its not low profile and as long as it's easy to feel.

I am considering getting my nipples and clit done.

The best you'll never have.
Mr Ridd
Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 5:37:54 AM

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Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
But do girls enjoy sex more with a pierced penis?
What kind of piercing is best?

Anyone of you ladies have/had/want a pierced clit?



I do enjoy sex far more with a pierced penis, no preferance on the type of piercing, as long as its not low profile and as long as it's easy to feel.

I am considering getting my nipples and clit done.


i dont want to stop you from getting anything pierced but nikita you should look in to it .... i know alot of female friends that lost a lot of sensativity... and since Olivejuice nikita... think about it first since it took you awhile to find out to get that Big O
Nikita
Posted: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 6:59:15 AM

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Yeah, the nipple rings, are a most likely.

The clit is a probably... not.

The best you'll never have.
chucktownbluv
Posted: Friday, June 13, 2008 3:04:01 PM
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Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?
Nikita
Posted: Friday, June 13, 2008 4:13:59 PM

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chucktownbluv wrote:
Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?


I'm not in california, but I'm damned close to the border.

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Foetus
Posted: Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:09:38 AM
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chucktownbluv wrote:
Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?


I'm from Northern Ireland. Great thread by the way, very interesting!
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:47:47 PM

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Guest wrote:
chucktownbluv wrote:
Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?


I'm from Northern Ireland. Great thread by the way, very interesting!


Mr. Phucked might now live in Southern California. But... I'll let you into a little secret.
I'm actually from Scotland, Edinburgh to be exact!

It's good to have people from Ireland, welcome!


If It's Phucked Up, We Write About It!
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Annik
Posted: Saturday, June 14, 2008 2:07:47 PM
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Guest wrote:
chucktownbluv wrote:
Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?


I'm from Northern Ireland. Great thread by the way, very interesting!


I used to drop ecstasy with a guy from Derry...

OH, FUN TIMES.

Are you hot?
Annik
Posted: Saturday, June 14, 2008 2:08:18 PM
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Mr. Phucked wrote:
Guest wrote:
chucktownbluv wrote:
Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?


I'm from Northern Ireland. Great thread by the way, very interesting!


Mr. Phucked might now live in Southern California. But... I'll let you into a little secret.
I'm actually from Scotland, Edinburgh to be exact!

It's good to have people from Ireland, welcome!


Mr. Phucked very well may be the only hot Scottish guy in existence.
chucktownbluv
Posted: Saturday, June 14, 2008 2:21:12 PM
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Annik wrote:
Guest wrote:
chucktownbluv wrote:
Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?


I'm from Northern Ireland. Great thread by the way, very interesting!


I used to drop ecstasy with a guy from Derry...

OH, FUN TIMES.

Are you hot?


Eh, that's debatable.
Annik
Posted: Saturday, June 14, 2008 2:45:32 PM
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chucktownbluv wrote:
Annik wrote:
Guest wrote:
chucktownbluv wrote:
Is there anyone on this forum that isn't in California or Norway?

Besides me?


I'm from Northern Ireland. Great thread by the way, very interesting!


I used to drop ecstasy with a guy from Derry...

OH, FUN TIMES.

Are you hot?


Eh, that's debatable.


...I still think Dustin Hoffman is hot. Got pics? Will you pop my thatsphucked.com cherry? Unless you're married... I don't mess with that.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:54:02 AM
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Annik, as someone has pointed out on here, you seem to be a woman of "many interests".

After reading through this post. Several unorthodox questions started popping up and I felt like asking one of them more than any other.

Could you ever see yourself being attracted to bestiality?
horny dog
Posted: Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:23:32 AM
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Guest wrote:
Annik, as someone has pointed out on here, you seem to be a woman of "many interests".

After reading through this post. Several unorthodox questions started popping up and I felt like asking one of them more than any other.

Could you ever see yourself being attracted to bestiality?




Are you going to pimp out your pet dog?


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