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Annik
Posted: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 2:14:53 PM
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IBECYNICAL wrote:
do you guys shave down their? is it like landing strip or smooth. I shaved myself like 2 days ago, feels weird.


I usually have men shave it for me... whatever the shaver wants to turn it into. I got so drunk with an FWB one night, I woke up the next morning with bruises and scratches on my tits, a sore vagina, and half-shaved pubes. That was interesting. It's grown out right now.
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 2:16:46 PM
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1)would you ever make a man wait before u have sex with him in order to be sure hell be loyal?
or have u ever experienced it the other way round?

2)let me know what u think about it, i tought it sucked bigtime to wait 9 months before i saw her 100% naked
stil not getting any month 9 busy...

greetings belgian male sufferring from sex shortage :p


1) That's called "playing games" and I don't play games. Whether the guy wants to be loyal or not, that's entirely up to him. I'm not going to tell him what to do. I'm not sure how holding off on sex with him is going to make him stay loyal either, that would do the exact opposite for me.

2) Dump the bitch. There are much cooler women out there who will put out at a much cheaper rate. Since you're Belgian, are you hot? Send me pics. :)
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 11:35:09 PM

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Guest wrote:
1)would you ever make a man wait before u have sex with him in order to be sure hell be loyal?
or have u ever experienced it the other way round?

2)let me know what u think about it, i tought it sucked bigtime to wait 9 months before i saw her 100% naked
stil not getting any month 9 busy...

greetings belgian male sufferring from sex shortage :p


9 MONTHS?????

I would not even wait 9 dates, never mind 9 months!

I have to agree with Annik here, DUMP THAT BITCH!


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Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:16:33 PM
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annik what turns you on, im 6'9, completely ripped with muscles,tanned, and a 10 in. dick
Annik
Posted: Thursday, July 10, 2008 7:16:59 PM
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annik what turns you on, im 6'9, completely ripped with muscles,tanned, and a 10 in. dick


You sound nothing at all like my type.
Nikita
Posted: Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:21:10 PM

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Auto Fail.

The best you'll never have.
IBECYNICAL
Posted: Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:34:41 PM

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^ hey its you. epic failure guest.
Annik
Posted: Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:58:47 PM
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All aboard the failboat! Failing the seven seas.
Mr Ridd
Posted: Saturday, July 12, 2008 1:54:47 PM

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its like he was in a rubber boat and droped a knife in it.... sinking
Adler
Posted: Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:45:09 PM
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Hey, whats people's opinions on beards... I have one (mostly because I'm a lazy bastard) and I'm just curious what people think about them...

And I'm not talking about homeless-man-beards... normal well-kept beards...
Mr Ridd
Posted: Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:51:33 PM

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Adler wrote:
Hey, whats people's opinions on beards... I have one (mostly because I'm a lazy bastard) and I'm just curious what people think about them...

And I'm not talking about homeless-man-beards... normal well-kept beards...



if your a lazy bastard .. i find it hard to believe a normal well-kept beard... thats just me ...
Adler
Posted: Thursday, July 17, 2008 4:25:41 PM
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Mr Ridd wrote:
Adler wrote:
Hey, whats people's opinions on beards... I have one (mostly because I'm a lazy bastard) and I'm just curious what people think about them...

And I'm not talking about homeless-man-beards... normal well-kept beards...



if your a lazy bastard .. i find it hard to believe a normal well-kept beard... thats just me ...


It is WAY easier to shave my neck and trim my beard then to shave everything... And I'm not so lazy that I'm retarded, I have a healthy dose of lazy...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 17, 2008 7:49:57 PM
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Adler wrote:
Mr Ridd wrote:
Adler wrote:
Hey, whats people's opinions on beards... I have one (mostly because I'm a lazy bastard) and I'm just curious what people think about them...

And I'm not talking about homeless-man-beards... normal well-kept beards...



if your a lazy bastard .. i find it hard to believe a normal well-kept beard... thats just me ...


It is WAY easier to shave my neck and trim my beard then to shave everything... And I'm not so lazy that I'm retarded, I have a healthy dose of lazy...


I, personally, I think beards are sexy..
Annik
Posted: Friday, July 18, 2008 1:51:30 AM
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I'm not hot on facial hair. I like sideburns and chops, but not beards, moustaches, or soul patches. I love a clean face... facial hair just hides the beauty that is a man's face. Very few times have I ever found myself attracted to a guy with facial hair. Very few. I like two-day-old scruff too, but that's as far as it goes for me.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 19, 2008 7:44:59 AM
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Hey Everyone, I got a question. For some reason my penis is slightly curved to to a side but is a good size. I'm wondering if my girlfriend would enjoy this cause im not just sure to think yet. I wonder if this is a thing that might turn her on or make me less desirable. Thanks in advance.
Adler
Posted: Saturday, July 19, 2008 11:16:46 PM
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That's totally normal... Don't worry about it...
Mr Ridd
Posted: Sunday, July 20, 2008 5:16:48 AM

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Guest wrote:
Hey Everyone, I got a question. For some reason my penis is slightly curved to to a side but is a good size. I'm wondering if my girlfriend would enjoy this cause im not just sure to think yet. I wonder if this is a thing that might turn her on or make me less desirable. Thanks in advance.




i believe majority of all guys have that ... some to the left some to the right (my case here) and some up or down ... you just have to find the way of making it more useful... ]
Annik
Posted: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 2:22:10 AM
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I haven't had sex in a month.

Wow.
buttnutt
Posted: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 11:39:22 PM

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what kind of asian are you?

You like chicks with dicks, sluts with nuts, xxx flicks with kids what the phuck!!!
Mr Ridd
Posted: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:45:23 AM

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Annik wrote:
I haven't had sex in a month.

Wow.


what happened with that guy you were enjoying so much...
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