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MrPhucked
#1 Posted : Sunday, May 29, 2011 10:13:49 PM(UTC)
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Yeah, you know you've tried it. You've not told your friends perhaps, but I know you've tried it.
Yes, on-line dating, everyone does it, no-one admits to it!

So what are the problems with on-line dating?

FOR MEN:
The chicks are usually fat, short or just plain ugly. Of course their profile shows them as hot, young and sexy!
But when you meet them, you find that their pictures are from at least 5 years ago and 50lbs lighter!
So what should a horny man do in this day and age?

DO NOT MEET THEM FOR DINNER!

Meet them for coffee or at MOST a drink!
This way you can get the hell out quick and not waste too much money on a fat chick that you would not have sex with wasted!
Who cares if she has a "nice personality" my pet dog has a nice personality but I don't have sex with her!

FOR WOMEN:
Same pretty much applies to men's pictures too, except they may also be bald!
The main problem I hear from women is that men are not honest about their current status.
Men could be married, have kids or just be looking for sex and not a "relationship" which is what a lot of you women want...

Top 5 Steps

1. Chat on the phone first, make she sure does not have a deep voice and he does not sound like a pussy!
2. Meet for coffee, NOT DINNER
3. Make sure his/her pictures are up to date
4. If you're meeting somewhere, arrive on time, do a drive by. If she's fat or he's bald, LEAVE!
5. If no chemistry, get out quick, fake allergic reaction to coffee if you need to, but get out quick!

GOOD LUCK!
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Scottie
#2 Posted : Sunday, July 17, 2011 7:52:08 PM(UTC)
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Rant!!

So I'm on POF, WTF.

1. I wish I could just say "NO FATTIES"

2. "Hey" is not an expectable way to come at me, made only worse by the fact that you're 9 years younger then me and a fatty.

3. Don't say that you "Don't play games" because you all do, you just have no idea what the game is.

4. For the love of GOD stop being so FAT.

5. As I was typing this I got another message from a FATTY, "your sexy" You only used 2 words and gave me 2 reason not to talk to you.

6. Duck lips and bad tans. Cursing

I'll add to this later,
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