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It's nice to have a thread under my topic that is non-sexual (not that I don't enjoy the sex talk), so tell me a joke. It can be any joke you want. I have a pretty off-the-wall, offensive, and politically incorrect sense of humor, so no holds barred.
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?
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What does a Tornado and a Nigga have in common?
It only takes on to phuck up a nice neighborhood.
...Racist? for sure!
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Guest wrote:What does a Tornado and a Nigga have in common?
It only takes on to phuck up a nice neighborhood.
...Racist? for sure! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, if we're gonna be racist... Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the one nigga who had a dream got shot.
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Women's rights
We laugh at your misfortune
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Regretful Morning wrote:Women's rights What do you call 50 feminist activists and 50 women with battered wife syndrome? 100 women who don't know when to shut the fuck up.
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What do you call a jew with a gas tank on his back ?
- Addicted...
What do you call ajew with TWO gas tanks on his back ?
- Dealer
And finaly...
What do you call a jew with THREE gas tanks on his back...
- Family provider
Common people do stupid things when stupid things become common !
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If it takes one hour for a plane to fly to New York... How long will it take for the plane to fly back ??
- Just a little bit longer... It have to turn around to fly back you know =p
Common people do stupid things when stupid things become common !
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Two kids are fighting in a concentration camp. One of them picks up a bar of soap. The other one says, "HEY, leave my mom out of this!"
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yo mamma so ugly that when she entered the worlds most ugliest woman contest, they said... HEY, NO PROFFESIONALS... !
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chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!
chuck norris was born in a cabban that he built!
chuck norris can shoot at you with a machine gun, and before the first bullet reaches you, he round house kicks you in the head!
when you search on google, google asks chuck norris!
chuck nortis doesnt give presents for christmas! if you get to christmas, THATS IS the present from chuck norris!
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Guest wrote:chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!
chuck norris was born in a cabban that he built!
chuck norris can shoot at you with a machine gun, and before the first bullet reaches you, he round house kicks you in the head!
when you search on google, google asks chuck norris!
chuck nortis doesnt give presents for christmas! if you get to christmas, THATS IS the present from chuck norris! cabban... is that like a cabin?
The best you'll never have.
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Annik wrote:Regretful Morning wrote:Women's rights What do you call 50 feminist activists and 50 women with battered wife syndrome? 100 women who don't know when to shut the fuck up. That made me laugh :)
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1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
- The Holocaust
2. What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
- I don't fuck the sandwich before I eat it
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Do you actually tell that joke to people? And if you did, what company would it be? I can't imagine having the balls to tell anyone that joke outloud.
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Nikita wrote:Do you actually tell that joke to people? And if you did, what company would it be? I can't imagine having the balls to tell anyone that joke outloud. "What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? - I don't fuck the sandwich before I eat it" Yeah, that would take guts!!
If It's Phucked Up, We Write About It! www.ThatsPhucked.com
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Um. I've told holocaust jokes in a Jewish deli numerous times. BFD.
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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
Yo mama some dumb she thought Wilbur spoke pig latin
Yo mama so crossed eyed she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
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Why don't shouldn't Mexicans be allowed to play UNO?
Because they always end up stealing all the green cards.
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Why shouldn't Mexicans be allowed to play UNO?
Because they always end up stealing all the green cards.
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