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Mr. Phucked
Posted: Sunday, June 22, 2008 6:17:37 PM

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As requested by some of our readers. Ask Mr. Phucked.

The first question posed in another forum was does this site get me laid?

The purpose of this site is to have fun and to see how popular I can make it.
Recently I have considered how I can use this site to do things I might not normally be able to do.

Some ideas include:

- Press pass to the porn convention
- Invitation to the Playboy mansion parties
- Access to the set of a porn movie
- Porn awards

etc. etc.

These passes would of course be shared with other members, currently Annik and Nikita and hopefully others later.
Also perhaps some readers could be awarded invitations to Playboy mansion parties in a free ThatsPhucked competition.
I already know several people have gone and am working on that one

Currently getting "laid" is not a problem. I have at least 5 different girls I call anytime for some action.
Of course the more the merrier and I'm always accepting applications Whistle

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Posted: Sunday, June 22, 2008 6:17:37 PM
Annik
Posted: Sunday, June 22, 2008 8:32:32 PM
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Will you let Annik swim in your pool?
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Sunday, June 22, 2008 9:12:30 PM

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Annik wrote:
Will you let Annik swim in your pool?


Sure!

Your buoyant DD's will not allow you to sink!

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Annik
Posted: Sunday, June 22, 2008 11:07:16 PM
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Mr. Phucked wrote:
Annik wrote:
Will you let Annik swim in your pool?


Sure!

Your buoyant DD's will not allow you to sink!


D cups. Game on!
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Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 11:43:23 AM
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ever done a guy?
Nikita
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 1:24:16 PM

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Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


Why does everyone think you're gay lately?

The best you'll never have.
Annik
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 2:21:32 PM
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Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


Why does everyone think you're gay lately?


You know what's funny? People think the same thing in real life.

Sorry, Mr. Phucked. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :-)
Regretful Morning
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 3:08:07 PM

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You said you drive a 2 seater sports car, what kind?

We laugh at your misfortune
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 3:31:37 PM

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Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


OK. This is the final answer on the Gay issue. NOT GAY, nothing against them, I'm just not gay!
I do not play with male dung holes, or anything related to that!

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Mr. Phucked
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 3:31:55 PM

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Annik wrote:
Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


Why does everyone think you're gay lately?


You know what's funny? People think the same thing in real life.

Sorry, Mr. Phucked. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :-)


haha very funny!

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Mr. Phucked
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 3:32:38 PM

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Regretful Morning wrote:
You said you drive a 2 seater sports car, what kind?


It's a convertible corvette. I always have loved fast sport cars :-)


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Annik
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 4:23:40 PM
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Mr. Phucked wrote:
Annik wrote:
Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


Why does everyone think you're gay lately?


You know what's funny? People think the same thing in real life.

Sorry, Mr. Phucked. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :-)


haha very funny!


Seriously. "Doug" thinks so.
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 4:38:25 PM

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Annik wrote:
Mr. Phucked wrote:
Annik wrote:
Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


Why does everyone think you're gay lately?


You know what's funny? People think the same thing in real life.

Sorry, Mr. Phucked. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :-)


haha very funny!


Seriously. "Doug" thinks so.


Who is "Doug"?

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Annik
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 5:32:22 PM
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Mr. Phucked wrote:
Annik wrote:
Mr. Phucked wrote:
Annik wrote:
Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


Why does everyone think you're gay lately?


You know what's funny? People think the same thing in real life.

Sorry, Mr. Phucked. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :-)


haha very funny!


Seriously. "Doug" thinks so.


Who is "Doug"?


Um. If you're going to use pseudonyms for your stories, at least remember who they belong to! :)

Hint: we BOTH know him.
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Monday, June 23, 2008 5:39:41 PM

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Annik wrote:
Mr. Phucked wrote:
Annik wrote:
Mr. Phucked wrote:
Annik wrote:
Nikita wrote:
Guest wrote:
ever done a guy?


Why does everyone think you're gay lately?


You know what's funny? People think the same thing in real life.

Sorry, Mr. Phucked. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. :-)


haha very funny!


Seriously. "Doug" thinks so.


Who is "Doug"?


Um. If you're going to use pseudonyms for your stories, at least remember who they belong to! :)

Hint: we BOTH know him.


Ahhh yes, "Doug"

Well he thinks anyone who does not do drugs daily, drinks to the point of having no memory and chooses his targets in the bar by the most ugly girl first, is gay!

By the way...

Ask him if he has ever tasted cum.

He was so wasted one time he was licking this girls nipples forgetting that I had just shot a load all over them earlier.
Will need to post that story soon!



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Annik
Posted: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:00:50 AM
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VOMIT.
Mr Ridd
Posted: Tuesday, June 24, 2008 6:01:00 AM

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now thats funny ... you really need to post that story Mr.Phucked
... sounds like that ones gonna be a eye catcher
Annik
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2008 6:19:24 PM
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I'm really surprised at the growth of the website since adding new writers (myself, Nikita, and Matt).
Mr. Phucked
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2008 12:35:08 PM

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Annik wrote:
I'm really surprised at the growth of the website since adding new writers (myself, Nikita, and Matt).


Have a party?

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