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Hey Mr. Phucked I have a question. How many women have you slept with?
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buttnutt wrote:hey mr. P
i went condom shopping today and remembered that there were these wicked ones i tried once..but i entirely forgot the name and brand..its like a standard condom..but it has a "safety" ring for the tip
so it doesnt slip or anything..it like locks right at that gap of pulled down foreskin and tip
do you know what those are called? i cant find it anywhere -.-
thanks
nutt You got me on that one butnutt. Not heard of those! If you find out, share with the readers! You could try asking Annik, she has plenty of knowledge in that area!
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Guest wrote:Hey Mr. Phucked I have a question. How many women have you slept with? You know, I'm not really sure the total. Let's just say it's more than I have fingers and toes...
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Mr. Phucked wrote:Guest wrote:Hey Mr. Phucked I have a question. How many women have you slept with? You know, I'm not really sure the total. Let's just say it's more than I have fingers and toes... LOL, i had the problem of not knowing my total once, so i sat down and wrote it out.. the total for me came to 1,010.. not including one nighters. i was suprised. 
the ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise
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You seem like a fun person, and the way I see it, you live in socal. So, silly question, want to kick it?
-Will
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LordDamien666 wrote:Mr. Phucked wrote:Guest wrote:Hey Mr. Phucked I have a question. How many women have you slept with? You know, I'm not really sure the total. Let's just say it's more than I have fingers and toes... LOL, i had the problem of not knowing my total once, so i sat down and wrote it out.. the total for me came to 1,010.. not including one nighters. i was suprised. LMAO Yea right
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hey, new dude here.
2 q:
Do you mastribate your penis?
if so, do you like it erect or not, and with any lubercint?
MATT
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Uhm, Dear Mr Phucked, Whats your profession in life?
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spaced_out wrote:hey, new dude here.
2 q:
Do you mastribate your penis?
if so, do you like it erect or not, and with any lubercint?
MATT Prefer sex, if for some god for saken reason no sex is available, then yes, Mr. Phucked with "jerk the chicken" If so, no lube, just jerk.
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Dan wrote:Uhm, Dear Mr Phucked, Whats your profession in life? I do custom software for various companies and several web sites. ThatsPhucked is by far the most fun :-)
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Do you accept writers from overseas? ;-)
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Guest wrote:Do you accept writers from overseas? ;-) Sure, where are you?
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The rear arse of the world, in a place called Australia.
Made famous by Nicole Kidman and the man voted the sexiest in the world.
We breed them good here, if you're that way inclined.
Sorry, my attempts at textual revelry is not as good as I thought it would be.
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lawl
The death of one is a tragedy, but the death of a million is just a statistic
I wanna see, the constitution burn,
Wanna watch the white house overturn.
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red.
I wanna tar and lynch the KKK,
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA yeah yeah yeah.
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Mr. Phucked wrote:spaced_out wrote:hey, new dude here.
2 q:
Do you mastribate your penis?
if so, do you like it erect or not, and with any lubercint?
MATT Prefer sex, if for some god for saken reason no sex is available, then yes, Mr. Phucked with "jerk the chicken" If so, no lube, just jerk. MATT, you sir have aweful grammer skills.
The death of one is a tragedy, but the death of a million is just a statistic
I wanna see, the constitution burn,
Wanna watch the white house overturn.
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red.
I wanna tar and lynch the KKK,
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA yeah yeah yeah.
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Guest wrote:LordDamien666 wrote:Mr. Phucked wrote:Guest wrote:Hey Mr. Phucked I have a question. How many women have you slept with? You know, I'm not really sure the total. Let's just say it's more than I have fingers and toes... LOL, i had the problem of not knowing my total once, so i sat down and wrote it out.. the total for me came to 1,010.. not including one nighters. i was suprised. Roflmao, I know right. That is like having sex every day for three andahalf years! i think someone is lying  LMAO Yea right
The death of one is a tragedy, but the death of a million is just a statistic
I wanna see, the constitution burn,
Wanna watch the white house overturn.
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red.
I wanna tar and lynch the KKK,
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA yeah yeah yeah.
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Mr. Phucked wrote:spaced_out wrote:hey, new dude here.
2 q:
Do you mastribate your penis?
if so, do you like it erect or not, and with any lubercint?
MATT Prefer sex, if for some god for saken reason no sex is available, then yes, Mr. Phucked with "jerk the chicken" If so, no lube, just jerk. Lmao, "Do you mastribate your penis?" I'm sorry I just HAVE to make fun of your grammer once again!
The death of one is a tragedy, but the death of a million is just a statistic
I wanna see, the constitution burn,
Wanna watch the white house overturn.
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red.
I wanna tar and lynch the KKK,
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA yeah yeah yeah.
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