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Mr Ridd
Posted: Saturday, July 12, 2008 2:03:23 PM

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1. redheads.... hmmm fill us in a lil more on this nikkita ....


2. "Oh yeah and, I got turned down again, "
sounds like a mini story here

3. "I suck at this."
you just might be having a string of bad luck ... keep at it ... your luck is bound to change

Nikita
Posted: Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:46:26 PM

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Mr Ridd wrote:
1. redheads.... hmmm fill us in a lil more on this nikkita ....


2. "Oh yeah and, I got turned down again, "
sounds like a mini story here

3. "I suck at this."
you just might be having a string of bad luck ... keep at it ... your luck is bound to change



Growing up I kinda hated being a redhead, as most kids do, because you get made fun of. However, somewhere in like my freshman year of high school, I realized that there are very few redheads out there compared to the oblivion of blondes and brunettes, so it made me feel special, and rare. I like redheads for the same reason I over came my hatred of being a redhead. They're special, rare, and almost always, FUCKING CRAZY IN BED.

There are two guys I was into at the time. Alexi/ mini metal and Best guitar player for 100 miles/ BGP4-100m. I heard from my ex and from Alexi's good friend that lives with my ex, that Alexi wouldn't be interested in me at all, and that It was a waste of time. So instead of fretting over it, I turned my sites to BGP4-100m who seemed so much more within reach. I myspaced him and said, " Call me sometime and dont be a pussy about it " and he replied with a big long appology about how he, ' doesn't date redheads, because they're crazy ' and i guess his whole family is redheads and by some wierd genetic trick, he's the only brunette. Whatev. I know that I also don't date blondes, but have hooked up with a few despite saying that, so I brush it off and keep trying. However, the redhead bashing continues every single time I see him, and it starts to piss me off. Also, His brother Cute but Slow, seems way more interested then BGP4-100m ever will. Fuck it then. By some coincidence, I end up hanging out with Alexi and Zachai for like two days straight, in which I hook up with Alexi *Conquest Accomplished* and we hang out as much as possible now, don't know where it's going, but he's a cool guy, and pretty ah-may-zing in bed. Fuck BGP4-100m, last I heard he hooked up with this fat girl, and I'm like damn, well shit, keep her then, cuz I'll never be fat enough for a chubby chaser like you.

So yeah.

The best you'll never have.
alexi
Posted: Saturday, July 12, 2008 6:18:15 PM
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i am digging all this stuff about me
Nikita
Posted: Saturday, July 12, 2008 6:19:43 PM

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alexi wrote:
i am digging all this stuff about me


You would. I'm coming over in a while, excited?

The best you'll never have.
Nikita
Posted: Monday, July 14, 2008 3:56:22 PM

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I must officially suck.

The best you'll never have.
Mr Ridd
Posted: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 5:04:50 AM

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Nikita wrote:
Mr Ridd wrote:
1. redheads.... hmmm fill us in a lil more on this nikkita ....


2. "Oh yeah and, I got turned down again, "
sounds like a mini story here

3. "I suck at this."
you just might be having a string of bad luck ... keep at it ... your luck is bound to change



Growing up I kinda hated being a redhead, as most kids do, because you get made fun of. However, somewhere in like my freshman year of high school, I realized that there are very few redheads out there compared to the oblivion of blondes and brunettes, so it made me feel special, and rare. I like redheads for the same reason I over came my hatred of being a redhead. They're special, rare, and almost always, FUCKING CRAZY IN BED.

There are two guys I was into at the time. Alexi/ mini metal and Best guitar player for 100 miles/ BGP4-100m. I heard from my ex and from Alexi's good friend that lives with my ex, that Alexi wouldn't be interested in me at all, and that It was a waste of time. So instead of fretting over it, I turned my sites to BGP4-100m who seemed so much more within reach. I myspaced him and said, " Call me sometime and dont be a pussy about it " and he replied with a big long appology about how he, ' doesn't date redheads, because they're crazy ' and i guess his whole family is redheads and by some wierd genetic trick, he's the only brunette. Whatev. I know that I also don't date blondes, but have hooked up with a few despite saying that, so I brush it off and keep trying. However, the redhead bashing continues every single time I see him, and it starts to piss me off. Also, His brother Cute but Slow, seems way more interested then BGP4-100m ever will. Fuck it then. By some coincidence, I end up hanging out with Alexi and Zachai for like two days straight, in which I hook up with Alexi *Conquest Accomplished* and we hang out as much as possible now, don't know where it's going, but he's a cool guy, and pretty ah-may-zing in bed. Fuck BGP4-100m, last I heard he hooked up with this fat girl, and I'm like damn, well shit, keep her then, cuz I'll never be fat enough for a chubby chaser like you.

So yeah.




hair color not an issuse for me .... plus you got a fantastic personality .... i'd ravege you over and over ... and if i wouldnt be able to keep up theres always lil blue pills ... lol... ;)Drool
IBECYNICAL
Posted: Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:14:23 AM

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i just like girls who were born girls. Skin color don't matter, neither does hair color. i second mr ridd
Nikita
Posted: Thursday, July 17, 2008 1:43:42 AM

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I got a ridiculously amazing massage and completely pampered for the first time since my first boyfriend.

I love my life sometimes.

The best you'll never have.
Nikita
Posted: Friday, July 18, 2008 11:10:05 PM

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Basically, The Sex is amazing, he's funny and smart, now if only either of us had jobs or money. Hey Annik, when Am I gonna start doing porn?

The best you'll never have.
Nikita
Posted: Saturday, July 19, 2008 1:36:38 AM

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First Multiple orgasm. fuck yeah bitches. I'm right there with you annik.

The best you'll never have.
Annik
Posted: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:18:39 AM
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Hey, I haven't been around much - really, really busy with work. Lots of graveyard shifts, etc.

I was thinking maybe you could send me a list of your qualifications first and I'll put together a resume for you. Hammer it out on CL, jobing.com, etc. and see what you can bait. If not, then I'll talk to my acquaintances in the porn biz.
Annik
Posted: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:19:26 AM
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PS- Try to beat my record. I had 30+ orgasms the other night. :D I'm not lying. It was motherfucking INSANE.
Nikita
Posted: Saturday, July 19, 2008 10:28:59 AM

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Damn. That sucks. I only had two and I was so excited.

The best you'll never have.
Mr Ridd
Posted: Sunday, July 20, 2008 5:18:09 AM

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Nikita wrote:
Damn. That sucks. I only had two and I was so excited.



i would say since you can them dont worry about it ... some cant have them at all remember ...
Nikita
Posted: Sunday, July 20, 2008 12:40:49 PM

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Yeah, until recently, I was one of them. We should start a sympathy support and relief program.

The best you'll never have.
Nikita
Posted: Sunday, July 20, 2008 12:53:47 PM

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Nikita wrote:
Mr Ridd wrote:
1. redheads.... hmmm fill us in a lil more on this nikkita ....


2. "Oh yeah and, I got turned down again, "
sounds like a mini story here

3. "I suck at this."
you just might be having a string of bad luck ... keep at it ... your luck is bound to change



Growing up I kinda hated being a redhead, as most kids do, because you get made fun of. However, somewhere in like my freshman year of high school, I realized that there are very few redheads out there compared to the oblivion of blondes and brunettes, so it made me feel special, and rare. I like redheads for the same reason I over came my hatred of being a redhead. They're special, rare, and almost always, FUCKING CRAZY IN BED.

There are two guys I was into at the time. Alexi/ mini metal and Best guitar player for 100 miles/ BGP4-100m. I heard from my ex and from Alexi's good friend that lives with my ex, that Alexi wouldn't be interested in me at all, and that It was a waste of time. So instead of fretting over it, I turned my sites to BGP4-100m who seemed so much more within reach. I myspaced him and said, " Call me sometime and dont be a pussy about it " and he replied with a big long appology about how he, ' doesn't date redheads, because they're crazy ' and i guess his whole family is redheads and by some wierd genetic trick, he's the only brunette. Whatev. I know that I also don't date blondes, but have hooked up with a few despite saying that, so I brush it off and keep trying. However, the redhead bashing continues every single time I see him, and it starts to piss me off. Also, His brother Cute but Slow, seems way more interested then BGP4-100m ever will. Fuck it then. By some coincidence, I end up hanging out with Alexi and Zachai for like two days straight, in which I hook up with Alexi *Conquest Accomplished* and we hang out as much as possible now, don't know where it's going, but he's a cool guy, and pretty ah-may-zing in bed. Fuck BGP4-100m, last I heard he hooked up with this fat girl, and I'm like damn, well shit, keep her then, cuz I'll never be fat enough for a chubby chaser like you.

So yeah.



We're Dating. He's awesome in bed.

The best you'll never have.
Mr Ridd
Posted: Monday, July 21, 2008 6:58:49 AM

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Nikita wrote:
Nikita wrote:
Mr Ridd wrote:
1. redheads.... hmmm fill us in a lil more on this nikkita ....


2. "Oh yeah and, I got turned down again, "
sounds like a mini story here

3. "I suck at this."
you just might be having a string of bad luck ... keep at it ... your luck is bound to change



Growing up I kinda hated being a redhead, as most kids do, because you get made fun of. However, somewhere in like my freshman year of high school, I realized that there are very few redheads out there compared to the oblivion of blondes and brunettes, so it made me feel special, and rare. I like redheads for the same reason I over came my hatred of being a redhead. They're special, rare, and almost always, FUCKING CRAZY IN BED.

There are two guys I was into at the time. Alexi/ mini metal and Best guitar player for 100 miles/ BGP4-100m. I heard from my ex and from Alexi's good friend that lives with my ex, that Alexi wouldn't be interested in me at all, and that It was a waste of time. So instead of fretting over it, I turned my sites to BGP4-100m who seemed so much more within reach. I myspaced him and said, " Call me sometime and dont be a pussy about it " and he replied with a big long appology about how he, ' doesn't date redheads, because they're crazy ' and i guess his whole family is redheads and by some wierd genetic trick, he's the only brunette. Whatev. I know that I also don't date blondes, but have hooked up with a few despite saying that, so I brush it off and keep trying. However, the redhead bashing continues every single time I see him, and it starts to piss me off. Also, His brother Cute but Slow, seems way more interested then BGP4-100m ever will. Fuck it then. By some coincidence, I end up hanging out with Alexi and Zachai for like two days straight, in which I hook up with Alexi *Conquest Accomplished* and we hang out as much as possible now, don't know where it's going, but he's a cool guy, and pretty ah-may-zing in bed. Fuck BGP4-100m, last I heard he hooked up with this fat girl, and I'm like damn, well shit, keep her then, cuz I'll never be fat enough for a chubby chaser like you.

So yeah.



We're Dating. He's awesome in bed.



how asesome... like curling your toes awesome or ripping your hair out awesome..
just curious...
Annik
Posted: Monday, July 21, 2008 6:58:54 AM
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Cool... not dating anyone... just hanging out with and boning my surfer summer fling... and having the time of my life!
Mr Ridd
Posted: Monday, July 21, 2008 7:07:14 AM

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Annik wrote:
Cool... not dating anyone... just hanging out with and boning my surfer summer fling... and having the time of my life!




i see your making the most of your time with the summer fling...
Nikita
Posted: Monday, July 21, 2008 7:19:33 AM

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Like I've barely ever been able to orgasm before, and suddenly its not only every time, but sometimes twice. I fuckin dig him.

The best you'll never have.
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