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A good question, and I am sure you all have answers. Which method of death would appeal most to you? Some people like the thrill of falling, while some would enjoy going out peacefully. Out of all the ways to die, I would have to say that spontaneously combusting would be the coolest way to go. Who else could say that? With the obvios amount of dead people who are able to talk, I will say noone. Spontaneous combustion would happen out of nowhere, anytime of your life. No explanation. Just having fun with friends and BAM! you explode. That is the way to go out. Not only will it be painless, but it's a once in a lifetime thing for the people around you to be able to say "I saw a man explode yesterday." So, thats mine, but I would like to know how you guys feel.
How would you like to die?
-Will
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Mid-coitus.
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Nice
That would most definatly be a way to go
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Uhm, I guess the way i would like to go would be dieing from a sniper bullet too the head, painless, and when your looking over your body you can say ''BOOM HEADSHOT''
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Quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers....No, really, I'd like it to be gruesome and public.
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Well, to spontaneously self-combust sound like a good deal.
I`m going to list up some good ideas, that I think should fall in good taste for many of you phucked individuals out there. (Keep in mind, these suggestions are not from my demented mind. Though I wish they where).
From a song called 1-800 Suicide, by Gravediggaz
- Confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
- Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
- Stick a water hose in your mouth at full blast so your head can explode
- Put an axe up to your head and chop it
- Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug,
Wet your hair, stick a knife in the plug
- Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
- Better yet, go hang yourself with a barbed wire
- Run to the zoo, lock yourself in a lion's den
- Smoke a dust suede, mix it with cynaide
- Sit in the tub and slit your wrists
George Carlin on his rant about people who ought to die, said amongst other brilliant stuff something like:
- Lock yourself up in a portable toilet and light it on fire
- Disembowel yourself with a cooking spoon
I think i`ll have to go with death by masturbation, called autoerotic asphyxiation - AEA also known as “scarfing” is the act of obstructing the flow of oxygen to the brain while masturbating. The lack of oxygen creates euphoria, giddiness, and light-headedness which is thought to enhance the orgasmic experience.
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"Urðar orð kveðr engi maðr"
(No man can resist the words of destiny)
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fight as many people as you can at onceand when you go to turn around to the one behind you he hits you in the tempal with a slughammerand as you fall and if your still alive have them slam it down as fast as thy can on your head
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Drowning seems pretty cool... and kind of peaceful. And some people just look better when their soaked.
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hmm if i had a choice well as usual 2 give it for something or someone...one good reason...like martin luther king said... if a man has nothing 2 die for then that man aint fit 2 live... so basicaly yeah i would like 2 die for a cause or reason and in a BIG BANG if im going down THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS 2 COME DOWN WITH ME... if not then seriously I AINT GOING NO WHERE any time soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
whatever...
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I don't really know... Although, I'd love to die for something that I believed in.
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Hehe ok I actually have thought this out and I would like to be decapitated (but it would have to be quick and high up like with a Guillotine or some thing.......... no real reason just severing the spinal cord I wont feel much pain cuz of the loss of the cervical plexus and I think it would be kinda cool to see your body across the room and I wanna see how long I can still hear.....yeah strange. 
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I'd like to go whilst removing at least one arsehole from the face of the earth. Definition of "arsehole"- some guy driving a white Fed-Ex van who cuts up the family car in a funeral procession then, overtakes the horses and carriage at high speed making them skittish(I hope you contract ebola, you disrespectful sack of shit). A self destruct button would be awesome! I would climb into said arseholes van and grab the front of his shirt firmly in both hands. I would stare balefully into his eyes whilst he struggles in vain, against my vice-like grip. The final sounds to fill our ears would be my maniacal laughter and a pleasant, middle-english, female voice saying "self destruct sequence activated!...5...4...3...2...1...  R.I.P. Dad (02/1955-01/2009)
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Alexis wrote:Drowning seems pretty cool... and kind of peaceful. And some people just look better when their soaked. Arghh I couldn't deal with dromwning  imagine the feeling of the water rushing down into your lungs, taking every last breath from you. That's the worst part i guess. After that... Peace. As with all deaths. If i had to go i'd die by yoga... Open casket xD
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well death, I'd like to die knowing that I accomplished all that I could, and knowing that I made a difference in the life of others such as friends and family, those very close to me. Knowing that my soul which creates all human thought and emotion is going some place where it can be at peace. BTW I am a spiritualist rather than a Moslem, I am middle eastern BTW.
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drunk and high while getting laid or fighting whichever comes first
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 Sorry, but this made me chuckle. There is always One........or Two!
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holy shit ulmul.. thats way too harsh but way to funny 
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Worraker wrote:holy shit ulmul.. thats way too harsh but way to funny I know! I felt really bad for the girl at first but, that sick bastards last comment cracked me up :) Check out the one in incest too!8o
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I consider it's best to shoot urself! like the mexican in the "fatal shooting" video.. 
A Gentleman never tells...
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